If you could be a transformer...

[koonta]

If you were a transformer, which side (autobot/decepticon) would you be on, what would you transform into, what would your name be, what would your weapons be, AND if you have any friends (doubt it), what would you combine to form?
inb4humancentipede

Example:Autobot
'Crash' - AC-130 Gunship
Armament: Left arm: twin 20mm vulcans; right arm: 40mm bofor gun; left shoulder: 105mm howitZer cannon; extra; night vision, laser-aided target tracking, Communications / data brown townysis hub, Principal sensors

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

Optimus Slime!

[Dezcaban]

decepticon shockwave hurr hue inb4bullstuff

[Jubel]

'Kook' - Fiat 500
Something similar to a 10mm submachine gun


'Flipside' - Reliant Robin
Air pistons.

[Dezcaban]

i'd love it if my altmode would be a zonda cinque lol, that would be badass
my name would be irramundas, right arm scrap-maker and left arm riot cannon pls

[rockslide26]

"entrepreneur mobile"

Toyota prius blasting jazz music with hydraulics and spinning rims

[grunterdb1951]

I'd be a Autobot, My name would be Solarflare and I'd transform into a Aircraft carrier like a loving boss.

Edit: An Edit inside a Edite: Oh I'd probably have a gatling gun with loving blades on the end of the barrels as my left hand, and Tri-Missile launchers as my Right hand along with a Shoulder loving Rail Cannon.

[Kochieboy]

"Sonic Boom"

Subaru Impreza blasting Dubstep. Has two bass cannons, one for each arm. WUB.

[DrJarbot]

"Mini Mover"
Peel P50, MP5k's coming out of the hood, mini rocket launchers.

Beat that, Top Gear.

lamest name in the world yeaaahhh

[IkeTheGeneric]

An autobot jet pirate boat that transforms into a pirate named circutbeard

and he only has harpoons

[Qwepir]

Triage
Decepticon Medic
TeslaCoil drew it up

[Jubel]

Peel P150

They already beat it because the Peel P150 doesn't exist.

[grunterdb1951]

Inb4transformerrpwiththesecha racters

[DrJarbot]

They already beat it because the Peel P150 doesn't exist.

goddangit peel p50

dangit

[Camera]

"Shutter"

Aremac would be an autobot that transforms into a dragon. :)