If you could be a transformer...

[Ceist]

if i could be a transformer, i'd be this thing

[Ad Bot]

[carolcat]

if i could be a transformer, i'd be this thing
-snip-

that would be one big robot
you'd be best buds with metroplex- he turns into a city.

[Ceist]

that would be one big robot
you'd be best buds with metroplex- he turns into a city.

i loving love stargate.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

that would be one big robot
you'd be best buds with metroplex- he turns into a city.

Along with Tidalwave/Mirage, the Aircraft Carrier/Starship decepticon.

[._maxwell23461_.]

I'd be maxwell in disguise obviously

[Dezcaban]

space metroplex lol

[Decepticon]

space metroplex lol

wait
what about that one transformer
that literally loving eats planets
if that was a transformer

[Dezcaban]

wait
what about that one transformer
that literally loving eats planets
if that was a transformer

unicron
yea his altmode is a planet lmao

[WOLFPACK2]

unicorn
yea his altmode is a planet lmao

wat

[GEN.Fire Bird]

Autobot
"Crawler" - Centipede transformer(large, almost as long as a full semi-truck and trailer)
Armament: Segment 1, 3, 5, and 7: Quad Vulcan Cannons; Segments 2, 4, 6, and 8: Quad AP Heat Seeking missiles launchers.(8-10 rockets per pod); Segments 9 & 10: Hex SAM Turrets.(no transformation BTW)
Extras: Gravitational displacement node between segments 4 & 5, Bladed Legs, Radar, Sonar, Enhanced Photon Receptors, interchangeable EMP, Napalm, AP, Frag and Plasma missile warheads.

[Alyx Vance]

wat

Unicron not Unicorn

[Dezcaban]

wat

it's unicron

[Man 2]

Decepticon
Chrome's spellcheck doesn't like the word Decepticon wtf

"Transporter" - Blue Bird Vision type C school bus

Armament
Left Arm: Riot shield

Right Arm: A forgetin' huge cudgel

Right shoulder: 30 heat-seeking armor-piercing missiles, each ~2 cm in diameter

Communications: Speaks normally when in humanoid form, over loudspeaker in alt form.
Nobody expects...

[GEN.Fire Bird]

Cybertron itself is a transformer.
It's bigger than Unicron.
but it needs the spark of a prime to activate it's transformation.

[WOLFPACK2]

i would be earphones


when you use me i can link up with your mind and control you