Nothing bad ever happens to me, more so bad things tend to happen with people who mess with me, like that time I took someone's head and smashed it into a brick wall and broke parts of his face I can't even spell
The ambulance came around and his girlfriend (who pretty much talked him into picking a fight with me, girls :rolleyes:) came over and proposed she'd be my girlfriend, I called her a fat piece of stuff and left. The guy was being strapped into one of those bed things and was still very conscious during the scene, so he heard pretty much all of it.
This is where it gets good, after he comes back from the hospital, he decides he wants a rematch for his girlfriend, but not with me. He wants it with someone else he thinks he can beat because I called his girlfriend bad names and fat, even though she rejected him after he'd been beaten up
It so happens he picked one of my friends from class B (nicknamed Shortstuff because he was kind of short, he came up with the name though) as his next opponent! It also so happens Shortstuff could pull a pickup truck with his teeth if he really wanted to, he was pretty much one of the strongest guys at our school. Anyways the fight that ensued was hilarious, the poor sap pushed Shortstuff into the lockers and immediately claimed victory afterwards (lol push = won). Shortstuff picked him up and threw him accross the hallway, picked him up again, turned him upside down and Piledrived him right into the solid linoleum floor.
The girl then proposed to him to be his girlfriend, he slapped that bitch so hard
:sigh: I miss school.
