SUPPOSEDLY, an asteroid is going to hit Earth in 2029

[Elecro]

I'll go to Toledo and forget your crush hard in front of you

ok thats kind of too far.

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk]

ok thats kind of too far.

never too far

[Elecro]

never too far

would taking a bullet for her be too far?

[Electrk]

would taking a bullet for her be too far?

like stealing one?

[Elecro]

like stealing one?

taking

the bullet hitting you instead of her?

[Electrk]

taking

the bullet hitting you instead of her?

why would the bullet hit me? I wouldn't be anywhere near you

[Elecro]

why would the bullet hit me

[insert facepalm here]

[Electrk]

[insert facepalm here]

how would you insert a verb on the internet

[Elecro]

how would you insert a verb on the internet

by pixels that form a facepalm.

[Alyx Vance]

by pixels that form a facepalm.

How would it hit you in the face?

[Darkness ZXW]

and then I'd probably stab you.

And then you'd probably go to jail for stabbing a minor and/or I stab you back

You'd actually spend at least 300 dollars in air fare just to kiss my crush?

More like $150

[Electrk]

by pixels that form a facepalm.

would the pixels hit you or what

[Blocki]

by pixels that form a facepalm.

How does one insert pixels in the internet?

[Elecro]

How would it hit you in the face?

hologram???

And then you'd probably go to jail for stabbing a minor and/or I stab you back

The world is already ending. yolo.

[Alyx Vance]

hologram???

The world is already ending. yolo.

Where would you get a hologram?