Author Topic: How will the above user die?  (Read 16093 times)



James Bond kills him...



Executed during an elaborate conspiracy perpetrated by Lub

A bullet cuts off circulation to his head.


A turtle chainban
Oh lord lol


Laughing so hard he ruptures his spleen.



Death by bullet
Everyone says I'll get killed by a bullet lol


Death by repeating yourself until an angry hobo whacks you in the back of the head with a two-by-four and you die in brain surgery.

death by bullet... With a HAT

Death by repeating yourself until the local military is forced to mark you as a cognitohazard and authorizes an airstrike on your house.