Do you believe in the end of the world?

[Moppy]

Okay, FIRST OF ALL
The current events currently leading up of the "end of the world" are not at ALL biblical (and I would know about this because revalations is my favorite book in the bible).

First of all, the Bible fortold plagues all over the world involving dead fish, burning trees, all the seas turning into blood, etc. and so on. None of this has happened short a few flocks of birds and fish dieing somewhere. Nothing like the 1/3 of all sea creatures as detailed in the bible.

SECOND, the bible says that there will be an anti-christ that will come to reign on the earth for a while. That means that there would be a majoraty appealing to a seemingly good but secretly tyranical leader out and about. Also he is supposed to mark everyone with a symbol in order to get their souls (mostly). And before you say any world leader you THINK is the anti-christ, the Bible also tells of him dieing and then coming back to life just to show off Jesus. Hasn't happened yet, mate.

THIRD, there are supposed to be two dudes warning people about the end of the world that breath fire. Hasn't happened yet, mate.

FORUTH, there is supposed to be this BIG HUGE WAR where the river Euphrates dries up and there's a giant battle. (namely Armageddon) Still hasn't happened.

And all that isn't even everything that's supposed to happen. Even more horrible things will happen. And also, it says in the bible that NOBODY will be expecting it when it does happen.

FINALLY, ALL this is supposed to happen over a 7 year period. The very fact that it hasn't even begun to happen yet really makes me doubt that the world will end soon.

In conclusion: I need to write papers like these for my school, not this forum. Listen to your Sunday school teachers before you go talking up about how the world is going to end because the bible said so.

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[Planr]

Okay, FIRST OF ALL
The current events currently leading up of the "end of the world" are not at ALL biblical (and I would know about this because revalations is my favorite book in the bible).

First of all, the Bible fortold plagues all over the world involving dead fish, burning trees, all the seas turning into blood, etc. and so on. None of this has happened short a few flocks of birds and fish dieing somewhere. Nothing like the 1/3 of all sea creatures as detailed in the bible.

SECOND, the bible says that there will be an anti-christ that will come to reign on the earth for a while. That means that there would be a majoraty appealing to a seemingly good but secretly tyranical leader out and about. Also he is supposed to mark everyone with a symbol in order to get their souls (mostly). And before you say any world leader you THINK is the anti-christ, the Bible also tells of him dieing and then coming back to life just to show off Jesus. Hasn't happened yet, mate.

THIRD, there are supposed to be two dudes warning people about the end of the world that breath fire. Hasn't happened yet, mate.

FORUTH, there is supposed to be this BIG HUGE WAR where the river Euphrates dries up and there's a giant battle. (namely Armageddon) Still hasn't happened.

FINALLY, ALL this is supposed to happen over a 7 year period. The very fact that it hasn't even begun to happen yet really makes me doubt that the world will end soon.

In conclusion: I need to write papers like these for my school, not this forum. Listen to your Sunday school teachers before you go talking up about how the world is going to end because the bible said so.

oh and plus, it's also said it will occur when we least expect it. I don't know about you but i'm sure some of us are kind of expecting it, so.

[Moppy]

And wouldn't you know it, I just ninja'd that in.
Whelp.

[Darkness ZXW]

Technically if it happens when we least expect it we should start expecting it always.

Boom, world never ends.

[Cybersix]

Didn't Alaska also have a 7.7 earthquake?

That was British Columbia

[Darkness ZXW]

holy book

If I write a book about all the girls in the world will be penetrated by an Orca and say Lord Orca told me to write it, then it's holy and therefore true.

[Alyx Vance]

If I write a book about all the girls in the world will be penetrated by an Orca and say Lord Orca told me to write it, then it's holy and therefore true.

Woman will be torn in half!

[snozola]

Technically if it happens when we least expect it we should start expecting it always.

Boom, world never ends.

You sir, just saved the world.

[Moppy]

Technically if it happens when we least expect it we should start expecting it always.

Boom, world never ends.

But in doing so, we may be lead to believe that the world will not end by doing so, therefore letting our guard down, causing the world to end.
DANGITMAN!

[Slammer1337]

Technically if it happens when we least expect it we should start expecting it always.

Boom, world never ends.

either im handicapped or im smelling a conspiracy right now

[snozola]

either im handicapped or im smelling a conspiracy right now

Crazy people are actually our saviors. 

If you need me, I will be outside on the street with a sign that says:  "Macaroni will Attack Dec 20th!  WORLD DOOMED"

[Darkness ZXW]

Crazy people are actually our saviors. 

If you need me, I will be outside on the street with a sign that says:  "Macaroni will Attack Dec 20th!  WORLD DOOMED"

Mmm

A delicious apocalypse

[Theepicman]

The end of the world is not real. There is scientific proof.

[Moppy]

The end of the world is not real. There is scientific proof.

What do you mean? There is an end to everything. Of course there's going to be an end to this world.
Now whether this will happen in 2012 is definitely questionable.

[Slammer1337]

Crazy people are actually our saviors. 

If you need me, I will be outside on the street with a sign that says:  "Macaroni will Attack Dec 20th!  WORLD DOOMED"

oh god hahaha