Wheel o' reincarnation

[pecon98]

You cease to exist.

Death by hurricane.

[Ad Bot]

[Kumquat]

You are a cactus in AZ

death by falling down stairs

[hodototman]

reborn as a fish

i die from rape by gabe newell

[Sheath]

Reborn as a doughnut on Gabe's midnight snack menu.

Death by being pelted with lemons.

[Harm94]

You are reborn as a Tree.

I slipped on a icecube.

[Talent74]

You come back as the person who runs the Salty Spitoon.

I died by disembowelment.

[fred da kiko]

You are born as a baby with no star fish.


Death by banana.

[Nikki]

You become a slave monkey in Brazil, forced to pick bananas for children who never eat them.

Cellphone radiation

[Darksaber530]

You are reincarnated Gabe Newell

Death by emoticon

[fred da kiko]

You are reincarnated Gabe Newell

Death by emoticon

:)


choked to death on stripper's bra.

[pecon98]

$1 Hooker

Death by postcount.

[Kumquat]

Lurker

Death by procrastination

[KadeBL_ID12958]

come back as a procrastitute

death by bull whip

[Alyx Vance]

Alyx vance ruined a perfectly timed Rebecca Black reincarnation.

Damn you.


You are born as a tapeworm.

I die by falling into a vat of acid.

He didn't say how he died for the first part, he edited it in.


You come back and a bull.


Death by cows

[fawkes..]

You come back as a milkman

Choked to death on a sandwich at subway