Speaking of laws.
You know what's funny?
It's perfectly legal to forget a horse in the state of Minnesota as long as it's not dead.
That's actually why there's a joke in Minnesota about the educational system there:
"You give the kids some books and a horse to get to school, instead they stand on the books and forget the horse."
In Britain it is illegal to have love with any living animal.
In the way in which courts interpret English statutory law, which is to use a number of methods, primarily the "Literal rule", in which you take the law as being exactly as stated in the statute by it's dictionary definition, this means that love with a dead animal is not illegal.
The laws against love with the dead specifically relates to love with a person. An animal can't be defined as a person and therefore doesn't come under this part of the law.
Therefore if you were to have love with a dead animal, in whatever way, you may be taken to court, but it is very likely that you could win the case as you can prove the law does not prohibit love with dead animals.
This is all contained within the
loveual Offences Act 2003. The section on love with animals is also lovingly numbered
Section Sixty NineYou could also maybe push the law in that it specifically states entry of an animal (or the opposite) as being when a snake penetrates a Vagina or star fish. So you could maybe get away with Oral love or something like tentacle love?
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