Author Topic: snake/Ball injuries  (Read 11156 times)

Ever damage your snake from jacking it or from any other activity? Ever tea bad something and have it go wrong? Why not share it here :D

One time I was playing with my moms keys by twirling them by the stretching phone-cord-like wrist band on them, and they flew right into my sack. That was the worst pain from getting hit in the nuts that I have ever felt. And then for some reason it felt like I had major gas pain xD


One time after football, one of my friends sack-tapped me and I started to puke.

Also this was my 500th post

One time I had a white foam leak out of my urethra when I tried to urinate.

Literally the most painful thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.

One time I had a white foam leak out of my urethra when I tried to urinate.

Literally the most painful thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.
CAN


NOT


UNSEE


One time I had a white foam leak out of my urethra..
TOTALLY GONNA BE A FAP JOKE
...when I tried to urinate.

Literally the most painful thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.
DUDE WHAT THE forget

Anyone remember that creep guy who bruised his balls on a fence and posted a picture of it?

One time I had a white foam leak out of my urethra when I tried to urinate.

Literally the most painful thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.

What in the ham sandwich are you talking about?

One time I had a white foam leak out of my urethra when I tried to urinate.

Literally the most painful thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.
Your richard has rabies!

Anyone remember that creep guy who bruised his balls on a fence and posted a picture of it?
Yeah that was funny...What was his name?

Anyone remember that creep guy who bruised his balls on a fence and posted a picture of it?
I think I remember hearing about that, not sure if I saw it or not.



Oh, also one time I was carrying soup and I tripped on a towel and spilt it all of my snake. This was probably worse than my first one because I could not walk for a few days

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