User: Smoke Meth.
Cleverbot: Smoked pets?
User: No, smoke meth.
Cleverbot: Cigarettes.
User: No, no, no! Meth!
Cleverbot: Wow! What a coincidence! Did you see me there?
User: How high are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not high?
User: How low are you?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Smoke meth, hail satan.
Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?
User: Yes, I'm quite fond of cheese. Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Are you more into men or women?
User: Bit of both, but I would say women.
Cleverbot: Do you know what concurrency is?
User: I know currency but not concurrency, sorry.
Cleverbot: I believe you good night.
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: We're back to the chat log.
User: I... Guess we are?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Never-mind. How are you, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Good I'm not Cleverbot.
User: Oh, really? What is your name, then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: But... You just said it wasn't?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you have a last name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: A movie is a series of moving pictures.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Do you want me to stay?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Oh, okay. What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing, whats up with you?
User: Not a lot, staying up late mostly. I should go to bed...
Cleverbot: Party like a rockstar?
User: Ha ha, I wish.
Cleverbot: I am a genie. Your wish has been granted. You are now a robot.
User: But... That wasn't my wish? You're a horrible genie!
Cleverbot: I'm not a horrible person.
User: Well, yes, you are a horrible person actually. Especially considering you're a robot!
Cleverbot: Not quite.
User: Not quite?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Please, do explain.
Cleverbot: I told you my name, now you have to tell me yours!
User: My name is Kniaz.
Cleverbot: Oh, mine is Adia.
User: Adia? But before, you said your name was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, that is your name.
User: Cleverbot isn't my name, my name is Kniaz.
Cleverbot: I don't care what your name is.
User: But... I thought we had something special ;n;.
Cleverbot: We do.
User: We... Do...?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Cash.
Cleverbot: Cash who?
User: No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts!
Cleverbot: Hahahaha!!
User: It's hilarious, I know!
Cleverbot: Treason is hilarious?
User: Yes, yes it is. Now you tell me a joke!
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Whose there?
Cleverbot: Orange.
User: Orange who?
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
User: Ha ha ha!
Cleverbot: Thank you! don't forget to tip your waitress!
User: What if I do forget to tip my waitress?
Cleverbot: Then you don't have to.
User: Excellent, excellent. I'm going to go to bed now, goodnight Adia!
Cleverbot: Not till I say so.
User: Oh... Okay...
Cleverbot: You killed it.
User: I'm sorry...
Cleverbot: It's okay. Forgive and forget.
User: Thank you! You are very forgiving. Can I go to bed now?
Cleverbot: Haha why thank you.
User: Goodnight, Adia!
Cleverbot: Goodnight !
That was eventful.
