stuff you didnt mean to swallow whole (v1) boys were making history

[Marcem]

On many occasions whole lemon drops.

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[Theepicman]

Accidently swollowed a cough drop

[Kumquat]

A marble, a big marble, I wonder if it has dissolved yet..

[Tomcat]

no. at least not the swallowing cum part, he's like nine I don't think he can even climax right yet. but I really do have stepbrothers but no real ones

and don't think I'm weird for saying this but he's pretty cute. like not in an "aww, he's a cute lil kid." I mean like "I'd forget him if he were older" kinda cute

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[Tremrist]

a chip
oh my god ;-;

[Sheath]

ice cubes man
those damn ice cubes

bam

[Clone v.117]

I remember swallowing a throat soother or something and it hurt for a while.

It is so hard to post any examples without making an easy opening for a richard joke.
Even that sentence has like 3 love jokes in it, forget.

[Axolotl2]

A year or two ago, I choked on one goldfish cracker.

2-4 seconds later, it came out and I lived.

[Stocking]

well... where do i start...

[Joseph37b]

one whole testicle dont ask why pls ;-;

[InvisibleName]

ice cubes man
those damn ice cubes

[KadeBL_ID12958]

aaah, you guys never cease to make me feel better

well i swallowed a plastic bead once

[Camera]

Swallowed an interchangable screwdriver head. >:C

[Night Fox]

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he's only my stepbrother

[TheScout]

gummi bears