How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb across the road.

[brian498]

0,because they won't make it to the outherside of the road

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[Aniken 911]

Actually, the chicken joke is a metaphor (or something like that)

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" The chicken represents a person, the road represents life. so de-coded, the joke reads, "Why does one live?" and the answer is the meaning of the individual's existence.

Unless it's not, and I'm just looking into things way too deeply... Again...

False.
The chicken crossed the road to get hit by a car and enter the afterlife, which is also called "the other side."

[T3HZ3N0N]

Ohgod I didn't take cars per hour into account

also you forgot the methodical algorithm that determines how fast one could the road

[Wheatley]

also you forgot the methodical algorithm that determines how fast one could the road

don't forget the percentage of rubber in the road's asphalt times the position of the sun

[Robo]

False.
The chicken crossed the road to get hit by a car and enter the afterlife, which is also called "the other side."

Unless it's not, and I'm just looking into things way too deeply... Again...

or you can just be an ass, that works too.

[Tokthree]

You guys aren't accounting for how many corpses it would take to make it impossible for non-tracked vehicles to drive down the road.
Taking that into account could greatly reduce the number of chickens required

[shyGriff]

Actually, the chicken joke is a metaphor (or something like that)

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" The chicken represents a person, the road represents life. so de-coded, the joke reads, "Why does one live?" and the answer is the meaning of the individual's existence.

Unless it's not, and I'm just looking into things way too deeply... Again...

why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side(afterlife)

on topic: it takes roughly chickens

[Axolotl2]

It takes roughly i chickens to cross the road