My Brother is a tad bit annoying, and a snitch.

[lolz??]

For 500 bucks I know someone who will make sure you will never have to see him again.

I'd like to umm... Donate to your service if you know what i mean
he's 11 years old, and he's a loving cunt, i'll get the adress later

[Ad Bot]

[Gamey]

If he cries each times lying that he has a stomache ache,here's a proof.
First,he can't have a stomache ache for such a long time
Second,it shouldn't happend that each times he has a job he gets a stomache ache.
Now go talk to your parents.

[Cnaibedoge]

Cyanide
+
Hamburger



Do the math.

i never was good with algebra

[lolz??]

i never was good with algebra

actually, that's complex numbers

[Fob]

rebel? sometimes its the only way to knock some sense into your parent

[Ceist]

Stop caring about your brother, he's not worth it. And when he bitches, tell him to go forget himself. I'm being legit here, stop giving a stuff if you get in trouble.

[Alyx Vance]

For free I know someone who will make sure you will never have to see him again.

Record him saying he will blackmail you. Then when he makes up the crap to your mom show her the recording. then BINGO! Your brother is busted.
This may just make you guys hate each other more, but it will make him stop blackmailing you.

This

Stop caring about your brother, he's not worth it. And when he bitches, tell him to go forget himself. I'm being legit here, stop giving a stuff if you get in trouble.

Or is

[Decepticon]

Wear a tape recorder under your shirt and do it the old-fashioned way.

[Racerboy]

Hide in your shower with a mask while he's taking a piss and jump out and scare him.

[Jokey365]

I like the idea of telling the dad that Minecraft is an orchestra of viruses that could ruin the computer.

[Swat 3]

I like the idea of telling the dad that Minecraft is an orchestra of viruses that could ruin the computer.

He isn't 80 years old, he knows it is a video game because he paid for it.

[Blocklandian¹]

You can have much better enjoyment if you work this out with you're brother in a kind way, You could offer to play a game with him everytime he acts kind and respectful, The only thing causing trouble would do is cause more trouble, Really your much better off by solving this in a kinder way.

[Alyx Vance]

He isn't 80 years old, he knows it is a video game because he paid for it.

My mom paid for BL and he keeps going "its messing up your computer!!!"
Hes 42

He means my father.

[shyGriff]

whenever he asks you something, respond with "turgle turgle"
he will be horrified

[Jokey365]

He isn't 80 years old, he knows it is a video game because he paid for it.

Tell him a virus just got sent out through Minecraft and anyone that opened it within the last 24 hours got infected.