Author Topic: My Brother is a tad bit annoying, and a snitch.  (Read 6572 times)

Put a fake virus on his computer, change the password then put a background on it that says something to the effect of

"CATASTROPHIC VIRUS DETECTED - Minecraft.exe"

forget up your comp a little and then blame it on minecraft and make up these lies about how minecraft has been known to give billions of people virus and steal their financial information or some stuff Its his dad's computer, and he doesn't know the password.

then when your parents ask why you didn't warn them before say, "I told my brother to delete it but he said 'No.' So I started to delete it but he caught me and threaten to make up more stuff to go tell you and get me grounded if I did. So, I didn't want to be grounded." His parents are stupid and would call bull

I really wish I was your neighbor at this point.
I feel much the same.
Such insufferable pricks don't deserve the gift of life.

Download research into his pictures folder. Lots and lots and lots of research. Bonus points if its something disturbing like beastiality or some other stuff. Then call your mom/dad in there saying you found this stuff in his pictures folder.

Hilarity ensues.

Download research into his pictures folder. Lots and lots and lots of research. Bonus points if its something disturbing like beastiality or some other stuff. Then call your mom/dad in there saying you found this stuff in his pictures folder.

Hilarity ensues.
This

Golden points if you Add necrophillia research as well

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Golden points if you Add necrophillia research as well

This
Or poorly drawn gay sonic research.

Lol the above

also, hug hi-
oh wait his keg gets in the way right?

move in with your grandparents

or your unlce

or a friend

This
Or poorly drawn gay sonic research.
OR, special interest research

And make a mixture of a bit of glue and water and cover the mouse/touchpad with splotches of it

granny research...?

maybe have sites like rule34 bookmarked

Oh and also you guys know how chrome saves your tabs after you close it?

You know what to do.

Oh and also you guys know how chrome saves your tabs after you close it?

You know what to do.
Oh god.

I will talk to my mother. It's just she doesn't care about what I do to stop my brother. She just says, "Don't touch your brother!" Then I screamed back, "He touches me all the time!"

Then I just walked off.

My brother still didn't clean his part.

I will talk to my mother. It's just she doesn't care about what I do to stop my brother. She just says, "Don't touch your brother!" Then I screamed back, "He touches me all the time!"

Then I just walked off.

My brother still didn't clean his part.
Then do the thing that was suggested this whole page.

Then do the thing that was suggested this whole page.
The problem is the room is a living hell. I am going to ignore him, but if he really, really needs me for something non-job/non-video game related, I will help him.

I will talk to my mother. It's just she doesn't care about what I do to stop my brother. She just says, "Don't touch your brother!" Then I screamed back, "He touches me all the time!"

Then I just walked off.

My brother still didn't clean his part.
Smear his keyboard and mouse with fake semen, download alot of research, and when you know your mom is watching your brother using the comp, beforehand open up a tab with research

And say 'Thats why i don't like him touching me!'

or you could move out for a month