how do i get people who are sad to be not sad

[shyGriff]

so there are people
they are sad
i dont want them to be sad
how do i fix this dilemma
:(

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[Shinji]

Kill them

[BlackMod]

you could always eat there richard? right? no...okay..

[T0XIC]

love them.

[shyGriff]

Kill them

that would probably get them to be not sad but i want to get them to be not sad without them being dead :(

[WALK2222]

you could always eat there richard? right? no...okay..

This sounds like a perfect solution to me

[shyGriff]

This sounds like a perfect solution to me

i cant do that over the internet and also its illegal also i dont want to do that

[Mordius]

i cant do that over the internet and also its illegal also i dont want to do that

do it and ill be your lawyer

[shyGriff]

no
like
seriously
help
 

[Katadeus]

If someone's sad then you shouldn't bother them by trying to make them not sad because that can make them mad and then making them mad will make them more sad

[carolcat]

be reassuring to them or something like that

[lolz??]

Rape them

give them a cookie

[shyGriff]

If someone's sad then you shouldn't bother them by trying to make them not sad because that can make them mad and then making them mad will make them more sad

but i dont want them to be sad...........
 

[RedGajin]

uhhhh
i mean more detail would be nice
we could be talking about like a kid who just dropped his icecream or something

[Katadeus]

but i dont want them to be sad...........
 

ik

Personally I hate it when people try to cheer me up, especially with humor. It's completely fake and irrational and it makes me feel worse afterward.