Author Topic: What would your funeral be like  (Read 853 times)

You heard me

Say how you died, who shows up, and what is the atmosphere

i am typing this in heaven

i died from shot to head

everyone on forums show up

its dark, raining.


inb4'Self Delete by stab xd"

Shoot my coffin out of a cannon with rainbow sparkles and a pot o' gold attached to it with the song "Mr. Blue Sky" playing in the background.

Shoot my coffin out of a cannon with rainbow sparkles and a pot o' gold attached to it with the song "Mr. Blue Sky" playing in the background.

wha?

It'd be a traditional funeral
none of that open house stuff where you pretend to have fun for 4 hours

wha?
Yeah my funeral is gonna be a real FUNeral! With bouncy houses, too!

my funeral involves fifty clowns and a zeppelin

cars
lots and lots of CARS

a mass drive, batstuff insane priest, loving assistants, random cyborgs and drunk detective.
SS13 anyone?


Idk what I would do, but I would put the "Fun" back in funeral.

Ideally, a small group of close friends and family standing in silence as they watch my simple wood casket descend into the ground beneath a plain headstone with my name and birth/death dates. No last rites, no minister. I don't want a religious funeral.

A lot of people I don't like would probably attend it and they would pretend they knew who I was.

Lots of awesome music, and good food. I don't want my friends to be sad because I'm dead.

Or, a small group of scientists standing around my body laid on a table as they prepare my remains for cryopreservation. When we have the technology to reverse the procedure, I'll walk once more among the living.
This whole afterlife thing would be knocked out of the park when we have that technology