Relationship Advice Megathread

[Beachbum]

I don't even know who you are?

That's completely irrelevant to everything. If I remember correctly you've made several threads and posts bitching about how you don't have a girlfriend and can't get one for whatever reason.

Though I could be thinking of the wrong person.


Plus, the only person on this forum that's even old enough an experienced enough to give proper advice is Bisjac. The rest of us are far too young and inexperienced. I wouldn't even feel right giving advice even with all of the experience I've had.

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[Jeep]

1) No. It's not.
2) I've never made a topic about a girlfriend in any way.
3) I have plenty of experience, let me tell you. Don't assume you know someone.

[Wynd_Fox]

Actually, yeah, who he is is irrelevant to how good you are for advice.

[Beachbum]

1) No. It's not.
2) I've never made a topic about a girlfriend in any way.
3) I have plenty of experience, let me tell you. Don't assume you know someone.

Just for part 3 of your response, I can already tell the advice you're going to give is horrendous. You're obviously too confident in your ability. There's a million and one ways to get a girl. And it varies from person to person.

I really hope none of you take what this fool says seriously.

[Jeep]

Just for part 3 of your response, I can already tell the advice you're going to give is horrendous. You're obviously too confident in your ability. There's a million and one ways to get a girl. And it varies from person to person.

I really hope none of you take what this fool says seriously.

I feel like you're one of those people who follows my posts, and has some sort of grudge against me. And despite the fact that I know nothing about you, nor you to me, you like to assume things to make whatever insecurity you have against me better. I'm "obviously" too confident? Who are you to tell me that again? That's like a stranger walking up to you and trying to tell you about your life.

EDIT: WAIT A MINUTE. I remember you vaguely . You're the guy who tried to fake his bank statement and said he made more than a brain surgeon, yet never went to college. I really hope I still have that picture lol.

[Trinick]

That's like a stranger walking up to you and trying to tell you about your life.

Not really, that's like a stranger walking up to you and saying "I think I know you, you're a richard" then you going "No I'm not, I'm loving amazing." and the stranger saying "I can already tell you're a richard."

[Jeep]

Beachbum is a dumb ass. He tried to make everyone think he made more than a brain surgeon. He posted his bank statement, which was proven edited because he can't do simple math.

[snozola]

To break this up I am gonna ask a question.  There is a girl on my floor that has a boyfriend that she hasn't seen in person since the semester started.  Do I go for her?  Or do I respect the dumbass that decided to continue into a long distance relationship?

Not really, that's like a stranger walking up to you and saying "I think I know you, you're a richard" then you going "No I'm not, I'm loving amazing." and the stranger saying "I can already tell you're a richard."

Also this...

[RedGajin]

Plus, the only person on this forum that's even old enough an experienced enough to give proper advice is Bisjac. The rest of us are far too young and inexperienced. I wouldn't even feel right giving advice even with all of the experience I've had.

i think since most of us are looking to have relationships at our age and since the age group is generally the same around here, i think most people are able to give others adequate advice. i mean like if this was a  profes dating site then no, but i mean like teenage relationships are so much different then real ones.

To break this up I am gonna ask a question.  There is a girl on my floor that has a boyfriend that she hasn't seen in person since the semester started.  Do I go for her?  Or do I respect the dumbass that decided to continue into a long distance relationship?

fwb relationships are the way to go if the girl is cheating, too much drama if it gets too serious.

[Alyx Vance]

Step 1: Be black
Step 2: Get all the bitches

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To break this up I am gonna ask a question.  There is a girl on my floor that has a boyfriend that she hasn't seen in person since the semester started.  Do I go for her?  Or do I respect the dumbass that decided to continue into a long distance relationship?

Also this...

depends on whether or not you care

if you don't give a forget, get wasted and go for it

[Jeep]

To break this up I am gonna ask a question.  There is a girl on my floor that has a boyfriend that she hasn't seen in person since the semester started.  Do I go for her?  Or do I respect the dumbass that decided to continue into a long distance relationship?

Also this...

I say get to know her. Distance relations never work out. After they break up, she's yours. But don't try to break them up. I've seen that a LOT. It doesn't work out.

[Beachbum]

I feel like you're one of those people who follows my posts, and has some sort of grudge against me. And despite the fact that I know nothing about you, nor you to me, you like to assume things to make whatever insecurity you have against me better. I'm "obviously" too confident? Who are you to tell me that again? That's like a stranger walking up to you and trying to tell you about your life.

No, I don't stalk your posts, rofl. Don't flatter yourself. I can tell you're roostery as forget about your abilities because you made a thread to flaunt it with a bunch of 15 year olds. Like c'mon dude.

[Wynd_Fox]

Distance relations never work out.

I'm pretty sure this isn't true.

EDIT: I have little evidence to support this claim, however.

[RedGajin]

I'm pretty sure this isn't true.

EDIT: I have little evidence to support this claim, however.

unless both partners are married, engaged, planning to get engaged, got the chick pregs, or are just weirdly (like creepy) in love with each other, then they dont.