Relationship Advice Megathread

[hankyje]

My girlfriend has always been being bullied in school, but lately it's been getting worse. And she started cutting herself when I'm asleep or can't text her because she has noone to talk to and "Feel safe". Any ideas on how to convince her to stop?

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[Jeep]

No, I don't stalk your posts, rofl. Don't flatter yourself. I can tell you're roostery as forget about your abilities because you made a thread to flaunt it with a bunch of 15 year olds. Like c'mon dude.

I love how you keep assuming things about me lol. It's rather creepy, honestly. And I think you need to reconsider yourself. You, as this quote shows, are one of the "supremist" ass holes who feels like the entire community is 15 and should bow down to you because of your age. Time to get over yourself.

[RedGajin]

You, as this quote shows, are one of the "supremist" ass holes who feels like the entire community is 15 and should bow down to you because of your age. Time to get over yourself.

wtf are you just being dumb now or are you like trying to prove a point
because that was like pretty dumb

[T3HZ3N0N]

i fancy a girl that waddles around like a penguin when she walks and its really cute and i cant approach her because she is always huddled with my EX-CRUSH what do i do oh holy jeep

[Jeep]

My girlfriend has always been being bullied in school, but lately it's been getting worse. And she started cutting herself when I'm asleep or can't text her because she has noone to talk to and "Feel safe". Any ideas on how to convince her to stop?

Here's some personal experience:
Do NOT let the cutting persist. I lost my best friend to that. Talk to a school counseler. Just, overall, give her as much attention as you can. She's cutting as a cry for help. Again, my own personal experience.

[Jeep]

i fancy a girl that waddles around like a penguin when she walks and its really cute and i cant approach her because she is always huddled with my EX-CRUSH what do i do oh holy jeep

Step 1:
Facebook Friend (shows she's willing to know you)

Step 2:
Talk to your ex-crush about her. This will be much easier, and word will eventually get back to her that you're interested.

Step 2: (skip if you know your ex-crush)
Do a tbh status on Facebook. Hope she likes it.
OR
Message her on Facebook.

[T3HZ3N0N]

Step 1:
Facebook Friend (shows she's willing to know you)

Step 2:
Talk to your ex-crush about her. This will be much easier, and word will eventually get back to her that you're interested.

Step 2: (skip if you know your ex-crush)
Do a tbh status on Facebook. Hope she likes it.
OR
Message her on Facebook.

none of those will work! :D

she doesnt have a facebook

me and my ex-crush hate each other

[Jeep]

Well, the only applicable step now is to talk to her in person. Eventually, your ex-crush won't be huddled with her. That's when you should do it. I know that might not help much, but its the only real thing you can do. And when you do it, think "Jeep would be proud". But don't think it too much, because you'll end up walking up to her and saying "Jeep is proud of me.". Which would not end well.

[Bravo]

not like ontopic or anything but the amount of losers you see with this whole "friendzoned" thing is totally sad. thats just a sad excuse to not look like the total beta loser they are because they were friends with a girl they liked since like grade 1 and were too much of a loser to ask her out and then feel betrayed when they date a guy who's richard is bigger then a cheeto.

maybe if they weren't such weirdos in the first place they wouldn't have that problem. seriously, its not like a girl is going to read your mind waves or whatever and ask them out. grow up ugh.

since this is directed at me i took her to the movies almost a week before she started dating this dude. i would say wtf to her but this guy would kick my ass if i took her back

[RedGajin]

since this is directed at me

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clearly stated in a post after that (and in that post) that it was not directed at anyone in this thread. i just brought it up because you mentioned friendzones.

[.::Taboo::.]

none of those will work! :D
she doesnt have a facebook
me and my ex-crush hate each other

Man up and talk to her face to face regardless of who's around if you intend to just be friends or something. If you already know her well enough, you can try and isolate her (Wow that sounds a little rapisty) by just asking if you could talk to her in private.

[Cucumber!]

My girlfriend has always been being bullied in school, but lately it's been getting worse. And she started cutting herself when I'm asleep or can't text her because she has noone to talk to and "Feel safe". Any ideas on how to convince her to stop?

Just sit her down one on one for a long time and talk about it. If you know and she knows that its a bad thing, then it has got to stop one way or another. Obviously using brute force won't help, so a long talk with her about the cutting/bullying would be a better option imo

[Jeep]

Bump. Page 11, and this will be considered a Megathread.

[YourBuddyBill]

I'm gonna say a few things.

1. Don't go arguing about who is qualified to say what. That's just going to derail the topic and cause us to forget the real purpose.
2. Redgajin, you looked to me like you were implying that love was the only purpose of bf/gfs and that forumers here in general were losers or something to that effect. It was late and I was tired, hence my response.
3. Hankyje, sometimes all it takes is showing her that you care.
...I talked someone out of cutting herself once. Even after she dumped me, she never engaged in self-harm again.
Mission accomplished.

[Snow2]

i want to cum inside a girl.
how do?