Author Topic: I loving hate my history teacher.  (Read 6834 times)

hey i know the feeling. my chemistry teacher is actually a bitch. good at chemistry maybe, but stuffty at teaching

7th graders do Chemistry?

What.

I hated my 10th grade honors english teacher who gave high recommendations to many students who told me how they bullstuffed all their essays. Then I remember when we had to do a slide show on genocides and put into groups. My group and someother group had origional ideas. Everyone else did the Rwanda thing and similar slides with same exact pictures.

tl:dr - cheaters always prosper

Anyway use small words that require words the, and, or. Also instead of something like aren't use are not.

7th graders do Chemistry?

What.
Every lesson is probably putting bicarb soda in vinegar and saying "lol bubbles"

Ever since High school I have had the worst English teachers every year, the first one was a bitch who no joke yelled at people if they smiled saying "this isn't a place for being happy, you are here to work" She also mentioned how she had 0 sense of humor and she would never ever smile, however, she did smile once and it was the first time anyone at the school had ever seen it when (after we all had many attempts at trying to get her to laugh and failed) one of my friends jumped into class dressed as a velociraptor and chased her.
Funny times.
Second year my teacher made me want to smash all her windows in, she was such a loving intrusive whore and after a while I refused to do any work because she was there, she loving went to me, my parents and my the principal to arrange meetings saying how she was 100% sure I was on drugs and she wanted me to go to rehab and get counselling. I hate her so much.
This year's wasn't as bad, but he is just painstakingly sarcastic, like if you don't write something down he will make stuffty ass remarks like "oh you didn't do your work? well i guess i shouldn't be that surprised I mean it is you after all, still not sure why your parents waste money on you going to school"
I don't actually mind him that much because I usually ignore it and he can be funny but he has made my friends cut themselves quite a few times :\
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150 word essay and you're complaining

lmao

life is gonna be rough for you

> "okay everyone, write an autobiographical essay about an incident that occurred to you, and make it two or three pages long, but don't overload"
> go home
> how do i even start with th
> writes six page long essay
> acigarettedhfgoddammit
This. It always happens to me when I have to write something

You know, 150 words is not a whole lot. The trick is to stretch the actual content extremely thinly by using more words to describe something simple, like I am doing now. You'll find that it greatly speeds the process of writing. Of course, the quality of the essay might be of concern, but if if you just want to crank out as many words as possible, it works like a charm.

This post consists of 93 words, more than half of what you need. Feel free to use it as you please.

I know this has been said already
but
LOL 150 words
Your post was half that

I had to write a 2 page paper in my history class
Then first quarter of college I had a composition class and every week I had to write a paper of varying long, most were 2 pages, some were 4-6 pages

I'm pretty sure 150 words cant even be classified as an essay, it's closer to a paragraph.

Then today, she told us to write a 150 word essay
150 word essay. You can write that in 10 minutes. I don't know how you people roll but in Finland an essay means a text that is 4-5 A4 pages long.

sounds like school. wait until you're in college. you have a week to write a 1,000 word essay. final draft submitted by 11:59:59 on saturday (if it's assigned on a monday, that is)

Every time. Every freaking time.

sounds like school. wait until you're in college. you have a week to write a 1,000 word essay. final draft submitted by 11:59:59 on saturday (if it's assigned on a monday, that is)
1000 words in a week and you're saying that like it's a hard thing at college level?

lmfao stoners i swear

150 word essay. You can write that in 10 minutes. I don't know how you people roll but in Finland an essay means a text that is 4-5 A4 pages long.
In my school Essays are one pagers...

at my school the teachers don't give a flying ass about how long the paper is.

just what is in it.

they normally give number of paragraph guidelines though

Romania teachers, I suddenly love you. I rarely get essays, and when I do, it's in 'rows' and not 'words', so I just have to write with big letters :P

150 word essay can easily be written bro. Lol go into Microsoft and use like a 14x or 16x font. It's literally one page.

Try writing a 600 word essay in a week.