Author Topic: Alyx Vance and his alcoholism.  (Read 20026 times)

Noedit:
Also, this quote should've been added
I have court monday so I"m going to drink tonight because I might go to jail, might as well have one more night of fun. I'm a bit buzzed right now.

I hope he ends up getting jail time (juvy)
And I hope they don't allow them on computers in prison. If they do I will seriously lose all faith in our law and justice system

he's had to "go to court" plenty of times now.

he's had to "go to court" plenty of times now.

Sunday night I'm praying he gets stuck in juvy, even if for 3 months or less.

Lately our friendly forum furry redneck has discovered alcohol and has taken it upon himself to incessantly talk about how much he loves it and how drunk he is and is getting. Sometimes, it's completely un-related to the discussion at hand and it has become stressfully annoying.

A few great hits here too:



Notice how #573 is a properly constructed sentence in-between his supposed irresponsible drunk posting. A damn good exemplification on how he's actually not even loving drunk and is just putting on a show for either respect or for attention.

Whether or not he's running some inside joke with his friends is irrelevant as it's become rather annoying anyway. I don't doubt that you drink (the fact that you're proud says a lot about your character however), but please, if you feel the urge to drink or you feel tipsy, do yourself a favor and log out.
Happens only in Kentucky obviously.

can't help but pity him.

alcoholism is a horrible ailment.

can't help but pity him.

alcoholism is a horrible ailment.
i dont pity him at all

his father is an alcoholic and he's choosing to walk the same road

i dont pity him at all

his father is an alcoholic and he's choosing to walk the same road
It's just as the old story goes in many movies. The dad is an alcoholic, so the son has to take 2 paths-the right or the wrong. Turns out, Alyx took the wrong.

i dont pity him at all

his father is an alcoholic and he's choosing to walk the same road
he was a dumbstuff for choosing that in the first plase but now, at this rate ,he needs to get into a program fast.

alcohol can ruin your life

It's just as the old story goes in many movies. The dad is an alcoholic, so the son has to take 2 paths-the right or the wrong. Turns out, Alyx took the wrong.
to make that story apt, the wrong path would have signs everywhere saying "DONT GO THIS WAY YOU DAFT CUNT, GO DOWN THE OTHER PATH"

he has bad taste in booze


ew

It's incredibly annoying, and I've threatened to block him on Steam multiple times for it. I should probably follow through. :/


I really hope he is some sort of master troll. No one can be this stupid

Psst. My listed website might have some fun facts.
i love you

It's incredibly annoying, and I've threatened to block him on Steam multiple times for it. I should probably follow through. :/
just do it, there's no reason to hold back on your word.

am i the only one who finds his drunk driving hilarious