Alyx Vance and his alcoholism.

[Axolotl2]

I feel very glad that I am a drug-naive virgin. I really hope that doesn't change when I am a junior, though.

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[beachbum111111]

I feel very glad that I am a drug-naive virgin. I really hope that doesn't change when I am a junior, though.

Your going to get so hammered your grandchildren will have a hangover.

[Axolotl2]

Your going to get so hammered your grandchildren will have a hangover.

This will probably happen to me if I drink.

[beachbum111111]

This will probably happen to me if I drink.

You will...

You can trust me...

[Axolotl2]

You will...

You can trust me...

Put me into the time machine and set it for 7 years in the future. Give me bottles of vodka to give to my future 21-year-old self.

[Elecro]

Alyx/Peavy is a good guy but has lately turned dumb.

[Axolotl2]

Alyx/Peavy is a good guy but has lately turned dumb.

I think alcohol damages brain cells?

[Axolotl2]

I think alcohol damages brain cells?

NOEDIT: If alcohol does damage brain cells, then Peavy is lucky that he didn't die or go into a coma.

[beachbum111111]

NOEDIT: If alcohol does damage brain cells, then Peavy is lucky that he didn't die or go into a coma.

He didn't have any brain cells to spare so the alcohol is doing the opposite

Nah just kidding he's gonna die!

[chaseyqurt]

I try to stay away from this section of the forums in particular but this topic is funny.
If your weekend nights regularly consist of (let alone ever include) getting wasted on cheap liquor and browsing the blockland forums you need to take a very long and hard look at your life and realize that it is not good.

You have my prayers Alyx Vance.

[Alyx Vance]

I try to stay away from this section of the forums in particular but this topic is funny.
If your weekend nights regularly consist of (let alone ever include) getting wasted on cheap liquor and browsing the blockland forums you need to take a very long and hard look at your life and realize that it is not good.

You have my prayers Alyx Vance.

Thanks. I'll need them.
Thanksgiving is coming up and holidays are serious drinking days for everyone.

[Axolotl2]

holidays are serious drinking days for everyone.

You are only attempting to keep the thin veil on your face that shows that you are a problem drinker.

I seriously hope you do not end up with a criminal record, because you won't be accepted for most jobs when you're older if that's the case.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

i'm 90% certain he doesn't even ever drink, or at least not enough to get so fakishly "drunk" as he pretends, and is just attention whoring like a dumbass

[Axolotl2]

fakishly "drunk"

Are you sure?

He looked abnormally pale while he was holding the bottle of whiskey.

[Bloody Mary]

Are you sure?

He looked abnormally pale while he was holding the bottle of whiskey.

I'm abnormally pale, but it doesn't mean I'm addicted to alcohol.