Author Topic: Some stories about my friend.  (Read 2114 times)

 Time:So my friend and i were sitting at lunch talking about natural disasters and he says "The days are getting longer and eventually the world will stop spinning creating  the end of time and an everlasting day on December 21st 2012."

I don't know, Is he right or wrong? correct me if he's right.

Cheese:My friend used to love cheese but now he's allergic to it. So in world history class we can bring snacks. So a girl brings cheezits. He looks at me with an angry face no one can take seriously and say "She has cheese, if she doesn't throw it away I'm going to flip out dude, I used to love cheese." I respond with " You'll be fine." So later he says to the teacher "She has cheese and it's making me angry." So the teacher bans cheese from her class when he's in it because he say he can smell when it's around. So last month my friend Cody knows he's faking. What he does is takes cheetos and puts them in a fritos bag. He brings it for snack and nothing happens. So my friend is just thinking about himself and being selfish he really can't smell the cheese, but he's allergic to it.

« Last Edit: November 18, 2012, 12:10:34 PM by kidplasma »

Every 100 years the spin of the earth slows by approximately 2 milliseconds.

So partially.

Every 100 years the spin of the earth slows by approximately 2 milliseconds.

So partially.
Has it even reached minute yet?

Every 100 years the spin of the earth slows by approximately 2 milliseconds.

So partially.

If this is correct, and if I didn't forget how to use math because I just woke up, every 180,000,000 years a day is one hour longer.

So it's like

nothing to worry about

Well for starters, time itself wouldn't stop as that's impossible, clocks would be wrong though.
And if it did manage to stop completely, it would only be an eternal day for some of the world c:
If this is correct, and if I didn't forget how to use math because I just woke up, every 180,000,000 years a day is one hour longer.

So it's like

nothing to worry about
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

Edited OP! Forgot one part.

Anyways, tell your friend that he's a pompous idiot and that he requires citation in order to make such far-fetched claims.


Anyways, tell your friend that he's a pompous idiot and that he requires citation in order to make such far-fetched claims.
....Yeah... i have some other interesting stories about him...

Tell your friend hes a dumbass
cause he is

hy guis if i drink 25% more water will i become water?!

hy guis if i drink 25% more water will i become water?!
obv 75% + 25% = 100% which means ur 100% water

duh, thats why water is bad for you


hy guis if i drink 25% more water will i become water?!

youd have to drink 78% to replace all the gass and yhdrogen in you're body if you want to die

That gave me a really dumb mental image of someone dying by drinking 25% more water, and then the police having to get a sponge to suck up the water. At the funeral everyone cried as a bucket inside a coffin was being lowered into the ground.