[SNAFU] [1/00 re-intro] - Now with 90% more space!

[Tudoreleuu]

>ASK FRIEND WHERE YOU CAN STAB YOUR DRILL.

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

>PROCEED TO GREY AREA THING
>OPEN ALL DOORS THAT CAN BE OPENED; IF CANNOT DRILL THROUGH THEM/WALL ADJACENT TO THEM

[Cybertails1998]

>PROCEED TO GREY AREA THING
>OPEN ALL DOORS THAT CAN BE OPENED; IF CANNOT DRILL THROUGH THEM/WALL ADJACENT TO THEM

A LIT ROOM. WITH WORKING SPACESHIP CONTROLS. IT'S A MIRACLE OR SOMETHING.

Also, autopilot is off for some reason.

[carolcat]

run around in circles because yay light

examine the radar and controls

[Conan]

>COMMENT ON THE EXTREME SIZE OF SAID CONTROLS
>ASCERTAIN IF FRIEND HAS AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL SOMEWHERE WITHIN HIS OWN DATABASE

[carolcat]

>ASCERTAIN IF FRIEND HAS AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL SOMEWHERE WITHIN HIS OWN DATABASE

oh pssh who needs instruction manuals

[Cybertails1998]

run around in circles because yay light

examine the radar and controls

You almost start to circle around the room when you realize there's no room for circling and that's a silly idea.
The radar only detects smal bits of ship. The controls are extremely confusing to you since you don't have the slightest idea how to fly a spaceship.

>COMMENT ON THE EXTREME SIZE OF SAID CONTROLS
>ASCERTAIN IF FRIEND HAS AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL SOMEWHERE WITHIN HIS OWN DATABASE

: Do you know how to fly a ship? Do you have an instruction manual?
: Yes and no. When I read instruction manuals I either delete them or throw them out.
: Oh. At least we --

You look at him and notice he's not paying attention. He stares blankly at a wall for a moment, then looks at the controls again as the whole ship starts emitting a green glow.

[Tudoreleuu]

>Mash buttons, maybe something interesting will happen.

[Cybertails1998]

>Mash buttons, maybe something interesting will happen.

You turn to the control panels about to panickedly mash buttons, when you feel a stabbing pain in the head and lose consciousness.









...Once again you are disoriented.

The headache got worse, as if your head is trying to rip itself open.

[blazerblock2]

open door

[Conan]

>WONDER IF YOU REALLY ARE A ROBOT BECUAEE YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE ONE
>LOOK UNDER BED

[Cybertails1998]

>WONDER IF YOU REALLY ARE A ROBOT BECUAEE YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE ONE
>LOOK UNDER BED

You DO look like a robot though.  And your database is enormous compared to the old one, which is actually good.

There's nothing under your "bed".

open door

That's a cabinet but okay.

Inside is a trenchcoat and an assault rifle.


conan wins nav award for best typo 2012

[PurpleMetro]

put trench coat on to remain mysterious and take assault rifle

try to find a way out

[PowerDag]

comb forward your hair so it doesn't look like it's being yanked back by an invisible man

[carolcat]

put on trench coat because they're cool
equip assault rifle
see if it has ammo