Valen's Birthday

[Valen]

I'm 18, now what do I do?

[Ad Bot]

[sorrel]

Eat cake

[Cookiez664]

MOVE OUT.

No joking :)

Happy birthday to you Valen, though I really never see you around.

Expect people telling you to go drink and stuff.

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wow


here you want this cake?

[Shazoo]

oh hey look theres someone else with a birthday today and they're not turning 18 but you should say happy birthday to them too

[LOL :D]

vote
donate organs when you die
break the law = big house, no more juvie
leave the country alone ( and drink in canada )
legally cross state lines
Join the military
Buy tobacco
Buy firearms
Get married
Have love with other adults
Dance naked in a strip club
Rent adult films
Star in adult films
Get tattooed
Play the lottery
Buy a house

[Cookiez664]

oh hey look theres someone else with a birthday today and they're not turning 18 but you should say happy birthday to them too (hint hint)

happy birthday Achoo!

More cake



CHAIRY FALVOR

[Isjix]

why haven't I seen you in a long time?

[TeslaCoil]

Buy firearms

In most states you don't need to be 18 or over to buy a shotgun. wtf are you talking about. Handguns are not till 21 depending on where you live.

[carolcat]

wow, there are quite a few birthdays today.

happy birthday.

[Brickman]

go buy some cigarettes and then not smoke them.
stick it to the man \m/

[Bester Bageler]

Get drunk

[hodototman]

I'll buy you hookers

get them pregnate, that's what I paid for damnit

[Darkness ZXW]

snort cocaine off a hooker's ass

oh hey look theres someone else with a birthday today and they're not turning 18 but you should say happy birthday to them too

have a terrible birthday

[Cool Boi]