So I just got an email from a site I NEVER signed up for.

[Regulith]

You can't get more richards.

the simile still stands

[Ad Bot]

[Dippindots]

in it?

like an STD, dumbass

[?]

like an STD, dumbass

or a bee

[Dippindots]

or a bee

fire ant

[?]

fire ant

tiny crab

[Dippindots]

tiny crab

very small rocks

[?]

very small rocks

small balls of barbed wire
we should stop

[Dippindots]

small balls of barbed wire
we should stop

hush

spiders

[Max4344]

And look at the bottom. Theres a Unsubscribe link. Click it and the emails form them are might be gone.

[Isjix]

people have signed me up for so much stuff it's unreal
someone registered me on hornymatches 250 times

[Axolotl2]

My mom has a 90's e-mail address (Windows Live Hotmail has been around for ages as MSN Hotmail) and it gets bombarded with 200-300 spam e-mails.