So this one time I went to the zoo with my friend who at the point I didn't know was gay, we got to the baboons and I suddenly got this huge boner and something inside of me made me say: "I just got a boner when looking at the baboon." And he just gave me this look, this look of pure hatred before he said, "I did too." And that my friend. Was loving awkward. We're still friends, and he's dating some weird guy whose just loving creepy and stares at me whenever he's in close proximity.
