absolutely forget TOILETS

[Shell]

loving toilets

don't you just hate when you're taking a stuff and then that stuff filled water just splashes up and makes your ass all wet and uncomfortable

this happens WAY TOO loving MUCH

we need to invent some new kind of toilet where stuff doesn't splash all over the loving bathroom

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[Trymos]

my toilet doesnt have this issue.

[Mariobro123586]

why not just dump toilet paper in the bowl before you take a stuff
bam, your ass stays dry

[Shell]

because clogging and waste of good paper

[Trogtor]

why the hell would you have loveual intercourse with your toilet. that's just loving gross

[MaroonCacti]

Oh god i made a topic about this when i was 10 and i got stuffstormed.

Anyway, i hate when that happens and sometimes i try to prevent it by putting a bunch of toilet paper in as a cushion so stuff don't splash

[auzman466]

Stop eating metal?

[Mega-Bear]

I made some pictures regarding this.

[Planr]

because clogging and waste of good paper

Toilet paper clogs your toilet?

What?
What?!
WHAT?!

I throw tons of toilet paper in my toilets all the time, even the cardboard rolls when i'm done sometimes; they never stop it up! Then again, the cardboard rolls never really flush the first several times... gotta give it a day or two to "digest" until it's ready to flush.

[Trogtor]

I made some pictures regarding this.

oh god lol

[Shell]

Toilet paper clogs your toilet?

What?
What?!
WHAT?!

I throw tons of toilet paper in my toilets all the time, even the cardboard rolls when i'm done sometimes; they never stop it up! Then again, the cardboard rolls never really flush the first several times... gotta give it a day or two to "digest" until it's ready to flush.

are you a wizard

I made some pictures regarding this.

this is exactly what i am talking about

[Camera]

Take a shower afterwards if it makes you that uncomfortable.

[Axolotl2]

I don't mind the splashing.

[Mega-Bear]

Take a shower afterwards if it makes you that uncomfortable.

Once I pooped a little bit in the shower and left it there for my parents to clean up.

[Shell]

i think we need to evolve with wider star fishes