I can suck my own richard O.o

[Uub]

I can just touch the tip of my snake with my lips.

No big surprise

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[Mr Man]

I can just touch the tip of my snake with my lips.

I can fit most of it in my mouth.

[Alyx Vance]

I have bad flexibility, I can't bend for stuff.

[WALK2222]

I have bad flexibility, I can't bend for stuff.

This

[Alyx Vance]

If I bend over to far my back starts to hurt like a bitch since I never worked on flexibility.

[Big Brother]

i have never had a need or desire to put my rooster in my own mouth rofl

[Mr Man]

Guys, just look up "autofellatio" on urbandictionary, one of the definitions lists an easy way to do it.

i have never had a need or desire to put my rooster in my own mouth rofl

Neither did I. Then I got curious. And REALLY horny.

[Alyx Vance]

Wow, they take and make huge definitions for something so simple.
Autofellatio is no more than sucking ones self.

[Mr Man]

Wow, they take and make huge definitions for something so simple.
Autofellatio is no more than sucking ones self.

Yes, but there are ways to do it that don't require you to be a flexible as others.

[Alyx Vance]

Yes, but there are ways to do it that don't require you to be a flexible as others.

Seriously? Hmmm

[allyorbase]

I can /sort/ of do it.

[Mr Man]

The "Backwards C" position is where lying on his back, he bends backwards and "walks" down the wall behind him to reach himself.

This is the easiest way I know of.

[Alyx Vance]

If only I had a room...

[allyorbase]

If only I had a room...

I forgot you sleep in tents in Kentucky.

[Electrk²]

If only I had a room...

I read this as

If only I had room...