Apparently I lost a friend today because I said "Christmas"

[Citrus]

Give him a lump of coal with a bow around it, and say "MERRY GIFTMAS!"

He'll feel better after he's thrown it.

[Ad Bot]

[Khain]

Does your friend have issues? Anger problems?

he sounds like a girl in her period, seriously.

[Block1zilla]

Ya know, Go to his house. Talk to his parents.
Explain what happened, then go to your "friend"'s room, and beat the stuff out of him.

[Freek]

Lol

[Electrk²]

Lol

what
I thought you were banned

You used an L
well done

[Block1zilla]

If he's fat, offer him a cookie, then lead him into a swimming pool

[Cool Boi]

Even better, wrap a ribbon around your junk and hide it in your underwear. Then go to him, and apologize.
Then say: "If you can't forgive me, at least accept my thank you for your friendship." and whip your junk out.
Proceed to jump at his booty.

[Kearn]

pretty sure christmas was adopted by the catholic church and then accepted in general by christians as a holiday to celebrate christ's birth without it actually being on the date of birth, think it was originally celebrated by pagans or some such

used to be a time of giving and celebrations but it's been overcommercialized and lost its original intention

[Electrk²]

Even better, wrap a ribbon around your junk and hide it in your underwear. Then go to him, and apologize.
Then say: "If you can't forgive me, at least accept my thank you for your friendship." and whip your junk out.

"Merry Christmas!"

[TeslaCoil]

pretty sure christmas was adopted by the catholic church and then accepted in general by christians as a holiday to celebrate christ's birth without it actually being on the date of birth, think it was originally celebrated by pagans or some such

used to be a time of giving and celebrations but it's been overcommercialized and lost its original intention

In the end,

FREE STUFF

[Flubbman]

your friend's a forgetnut

i mean he COULD have explained why it was offensive rather than yell at you and smash his phone

[fred da kiko]

Even better, wrap a ribbon around your junk and hide it in your underwear. Then go to him, and apologize.
Then say: "If you can't forgive me, at least accept my thank you for your friendship." and whip your junk out.
Proceed to jump at his booty.

"It's the gift that keeps on giving."

[DrenDran]

Okay, I'm an atheist, and your friend is loving handicapped.
Never speak to him again, he doesn't deserve social interaction with us normals.

[Regulith]

frankly I'd be glad to not be friends with this person anymore

[Crêpe]

Lol

oh jesus christ