I have too many of those
You probably have the wrong genitals then. You should probably get those switched up.
what about the flu
does it cover that
It does...but you have to pay me 5 dollars every day or so for the flu to go away. It's called virgin insurance.
No it doesn't. what if you get aids from getting a lewinsky from a buss seat?
I don't have loveual attractions to bus seats, I only suffocate them with my fat ass.