Santa's a lie

[padmedog]

Holy crap...
I saw my parents wrapping gifts that said "From: Santa" on it.

stuff
agh
I cant even think

[Ad Bot]

[Cucumber!]

First stage of growing up complete. You're on your way son.

[Lizzy]

I read "Santa" as "Satan."

[Jerkface]

FUUUUCK!  Dude, you just ruined it for me!  What the hell, man!

[allyorbase]

On December 2nd?

[carolcat]

santa's busy this year, so he's had to ask your parents for help wrapping your gifts. everything's going to be okay.

[BubbaGum]

santa's busy this year, so he's had to ask your parents for help wrapping your gifts. everything's going to be okay.

[padmedog]

I read "Santa" as "Satan."

uh..
Satan is sorta a lie too

[padmedog]

santa's busy this year, so he's had to ask your parents for help wrapping your gifts. everything's going to be okay.

I read "Santa" as "Satan."

EDIT: Damnit, double-post.

[Extrude]

Is this a real thread?

[Blooker]

loving genius
My RS teacher told us Santa wasn't real
Was sad :(

[padmedog]

loving genius
My RS teacher told us Santa wasn't real
Was sad :(

RS Teacher = Correct

[Isaac Fox]

At least you have an excuse to love your parents more than you usually do, since you found out it's actually them who brought you all those gifts.

[Mr.X98]

I read "Santa" as "Satan."

Satan's a lie too.  

[Freek]

I tell my parents that I believe in Santa so I can get more presents.