Apparently, procrastination is a mortal sin! Hooray!

[Ipquarx]

Just lock this. For the love of all that is good lock this, masturbating is NOT a sin and you will NOT go to hell for it.

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[Blooker]

Science: Lets you fap!

[Funkadelic]

because religion dosnt want you enjoying life.  you have to be miserable and needy, otherwise you wouldnt need religion.

this is why i'm an atheist (partly)

[Katadeus]

every sperm is sacred

[Jetlok]

and
here
we
go

have you noticed that youre the only one saying anything about it

every sperm is sacred

well hindu (???????) people think cows are sacred and we non-hinduy eat them
christians think sperm is sacred and you and i are athiest, kata
:{}
idk u really are but if u are then it would help the joke ok

[Acerblock]

every sperm is sacred

Church logic.

[Blastdown]

Stop saying that you think this is bullstuff and you're christian. If you think this is bullstuff, then you ain't christian.

:/

there is an uncountable number of different christian organizations who make their own rules with every different organization
i think under one roof they're called protestants

[lolz??]

do not be happy and you will go to heaven

[Muzzles56]

Just lock this. For the love of all that is good lock this, masturbating is NOT a sin and you will NOT go to hell for it.

please do this op. IMO, topics about religion should be banned cause its a guaranteed stufffest

[Katadeus]

Yeah, I'm areligious.
Pokin' fun.

[Qwepir]

Stop saying that you think this is bullstuff and you're christian. If you think this is bullstuff, then you ain't christian.

:/

Wow you're dumb.

[Ipquarx]

Just lock this. For the love of all that is good lock this, masturbating is NOT a sin and you will NOT go to hell for it.

please do this op. IMO, topics about religion should be banned cause its a guaranteed stufffest

[Acerblock]

religion is loving handicapped stupid

Also:




EDIT:

Stop saying that you think this is bullstuff and you're christian. If you think this is bullstuff, then you ain't christian.

:/

are you just trying to start a stuffstorm.

[shyGriff]

please do this op. IMO, topics about religion should be banned cause its a guaranteed stufffest

this

do not be happy and you will go to heaven

hey, i'm a christian, and i'm pretty happy

[Bester Bageler]

every sperm is sacred

sperm is like a party favor. You give them to all your lady guests!