NASA: Hidden Portals in Earth's Magnetic Field

[Elecro]

Hint: it goes to the sun
have fun melting

I doubt you'd melt THAT far from the sun.

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[Ipquarx]

I doubt you'd melt THAT far from the sun.

The current space suits would stop working at 3 million miles away from the sun.

[Soukuw]

sounds pointless till you realize we can remove nuclear waste or anything unneeded.

Lets not send our stuff away into a unknown area for someone else to possibly deal with.

[grunterdb1951]

It'd be easier for us to just go and find the Mass Relay at the end of our Solar System

[¥ola]

Once we know more about this, then we could actually make teleporters and take astronauts to various places throughout the universe.

The entire basis of this theory is that two magnetic fields overlap.
Two MAGNETIC fields, from planets.  PLANETS.

Now tell me how we're supposed to create the mass of a planet to start our own teleporter, and on top of that, without throwing our magnetic field off.

[Tomcat]

Lets not send our stuff away into a unknown area for someone else to possibly deal with.

Aka the sun?

[VincentTheGuy]

This makes me amazingly happy. A breakthrough like this is astounding and i can't wait to see what we do with it.

Also, Andrew Hussie predicted this.

[grunterdb1951]

Lets not send our stuff away into a unknown area for someone else to possibly deal with.

Aka the sun?

He's right, we shouldn't send our stuff away for the sun dwellers to deal with.

[Bester Bageler]

Hey guys we accidentally polluted the earth
LET'S POLLUTE THE SUN!

Yo wazz up niga? we ant ploutin nuthhin. Da bright dot burns dat trash yo mommas foo! we ant pullutin nuthin!

[¥ola]

Hey guys we accidentally polluted the earth
LET'S POLLUTE THE SUN!

Yes, let's 'pollute' the boundless vacuum of space.
That makes so much sense.

[Elecro]

I say we make a space cannon that will shoot waste and stuff at the sun.

[¥ola]

I say we make a space cannon that will shoot waste and stuff at the sun.

And we power this... with?

Good job professor!

[Tingalz]

Lets not send our stuff away into a unknown area for someone else to possibly deal with.

Did you read the article?

[Elecro]

And we power this... with?

Good job professor!

Just like people, anything will float off and the sun's gravity would pull it in most likely.

[¥ola]

Just like people, anything will float off and the sun's gravity would pull it in most likely.

First off.

You would have to power this cannon, to get the projectile into space in the first place.

Second off.

Anything considered trash that was 'shot' into the Earth's atmosphere at a speed high enough to leave the atmosphere would disintegrate before it left the atmosphere.

Again, good job professor!