What to do when home alone.

[Electrk²]

Invite all your friends and have them help you masturbate.

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[Freek]

Do what I do, start screaming about planes and stuff.

[Clone v.117]

What if I invite all my friends to scream at me masturbating to planes?

Most of the suggestions have already been completed, aside from the hookers.
And I've seen Home Alone enough times to know how to brutally kill a robber.

[Tetris]

Blast the Pink Panther music and snoop around for a bit

[Steve5452]

Invite your friends over so you can blast research as loud as possible. Begin masturbating in other peoples rooms as you go through their stuff.

[Tetris]

Make a sandwich

[Freek]

What if I invite all my friends to scream at me masturbating to planes?

:D

[lcyGamma]

Anyone can masturbate.
But, masturbating with the door open...
That's luxury!

You've changed man.

* lcyGamma backs away

[S7]

Totally didn't expect procrastination jokes here.

[lcyGamma]

Totally didn't expect procrastination jokes here.

I came here just to see if the first post was one.

[S7]

I came here just to see if the first post was one.

People nowadays don't have stupid things called 'hobbies,' they just wank their richards until the skin starts chaffing.

[Max4344]

Have a DANCE PARTY BY YOURSELF

[Katadeus]

I came here

You've changed man.

[Electrk²]

You've changed man.

[shyGriff]

i'm almost never home alone but when i am i usually just continue whatever i'm doing
besides i'm never ever ever home alone for more than like 10 minutes or less