Author Topic: hi where is the black people translator?  (Read 6292 times)

someone posted a site that translates site into "black people language" but I can't find it.

can someone post it?



    Blockland, muthaforgeta! - That game where yo ass build stuff.
    www.blockland.us

    Blockland be a non-competitizzle multiplaya sandbox-style construction game. Itz kind of like playin wit legos on tha internizzle.



omg lol

This is actually hilarious!

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Our distinctizzle curriculum challenges studentz ta climb academic peaks up in tha natural sciences, hood sciences, fine artz n' humanities, n' a professionizzle field. >> Mo'

Da long nightz n' cold weather dat define Idaho’s winta months is ghon be explained ta crews durin dis month’s Whittenberger Hoodarium

Request mo' deetz, schedule your underground campus git on over ta and begin your application ta Da College of Idaho todizzle. Peep how tha forget yo ass can flourish at Da College of I Can Do Anythang!

On mah way home, I was bustin a left turn ta pull onto another road. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! I signal, n' be bustin a phat speed. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! I slow ta 15 MPH wit tha thug behind mah crazy ass leavin decent room. I be bout ta turn yo, but they decizzle ta chizzle they mind. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! As I turn mah wheel, they pass mah crazy ass (goin tha wrong way) on mah left (remember, I be turnin left at dis point). I posted a thugged-out diagram below. Da hell is wrong wit gangstas, biatch? It would have taken mah crazy ass bout 2 - 3 secondz ta git up of tha way tops.

I remember this being way better than it is.


The BLF is fun to gizoogle.

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Did yo ass miss yo' activation email?
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Lil entrepreneur  Boards: RTB Listings
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Info on tha sickest forgetin thugged-out shizzle ta Blockland
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Got a Torque script problem, biatch? Ask here.
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Ghetto 6.0 - Vothus
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[100x70] Cerebrated Chroniclez - Would yo ass play a Horror Game bout Tingles?

Unfortunately you'll have to gizoogle each page you go to, but w/e it's pretty funny



world of chaos = ghetto of chaos

it's the first page i gizoogled and it was amazingly hilarious to read

Mista Muthaforgetin Jelly


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