Captain's Log V2

[Socrates]

Awhile back I made the first Captain's Log that lasted (captain log days) about 39 days.
Here's an example of what it should look like.

Day 1 - Jimmy is looking at Sandy

(The next person)

Day 2 - Jimmy is pregnant

And so on and so on.

Please make it relevant to the last few replies.

First person to comment is day 1

/start

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[Socrates]

Captain's Log Day 1

Found a stash of nude magazines

Moral is high

[Black and White]

Captans log day 942:

assaulted twenty smaller ships without cause merely for entertainment

sunk 19 kept the last and sunk our own   


I don't know what we were thinking

[Christopher P.]

Captain's log day 3:
Found other 940 days including this one in a green smelly nebula.

[ultimamax]

Captain's Log, Stardate 42394.4
i am le capitain of le enterprahs.
~jean luc picahd

[Cool Boi]

Captains log: Day 45843954754873584738570847095 34758720874
Captain Cthulu accidentally the space time continuum.
loving dumbass.

[Kingdaro]

Captain's Log, Day 6:
Everyone is doing it wrong.

[hodototman]

Captiain's log, Day 7:

Everyone found my nude magazines and now I see snakees everywhere. Oh damn.

[KoopaScooper]

Morale is high

ftfy
Captain's Log, Day 8:
hodot was found dead in the cargo hold.

[Christopher P.]

Captain's Log, Day 9:
Entire crew was found dead in the cargo hold. Requesting replacement crew ASAP

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Captain's Log, Day 10:
Unfortunately, Jimmy and Sandy are accounted for as well. Large amounts of semen is located in the fuel tank.

[danisaac5]

Day 11;
ugh this stuff is disgusting, i need to remember to tell Jimmy and Sandy to lessen their love-drives. Ive been stuck here cleaning out the hold for some time now.

[Christopher P.]

Day 12:
Turns out the bodies in the cargo hold were fuzed together semen.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Captain's Log, Day 13:
We intercepted with another ship. The captain was friendly enough, so I asked him of his journey. At that point, the leftover semen made Jimmy and Sandy clones. The captain said that he has seen something similar to this, but with Kim and Jimmy. I started wondering if there were women named Jimmy and men named Sandy.

[LegendZ]

Day 13:
The First Mate is pissed. He has ordered a restraining order that both should keep apart at least 2 airlocks away from each other.

Guess what they did. No that was rhetorical don't bother. They had portal love.