Windows/Vista/XP Defender Pro- DONT INSTALL IT OGHSHIDIHSDHO

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Good forgetin luck with that.
Open Internet Explorer once and you'll die.

>implying he was being serious
brother the first time i read that i could tell he was being sarcastic

Linux = Good to go

but muh software compatibilities

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[Harm94]

forget your guys solutions. My solution is simpler.

Sounds like you downloaded the spoof version. Restart your computer in safemode and download malewarebytes and super antispyware and then run a full scan.

[Steve5452]

but muh software compatibilities

It's feasible.

[curiosblockland6]

Good forgetin luck with that.
Open Internet Explorer once and you'll die.

Google Chrome.

[Cybertails1998]

windows 7 + malwarebytes' anti-malware = happy nav

[Katadeus]

I remember the time there was a single Russian woman in my area.

Then she got married

[aludane]

Viruses don't bother me anymore since I'm very careful.

It's the loving phone calls from India saying my computer has viruses and that they need to RDP directly into it and "fix" it.

Next time I'm just going to say I have linux or my computer is an old Amiga/IBM

[KoopaScooper]

Next time I'm just going to say I have linux

Actually, I said I had Linux 3.5.4 to the person over the phone and they were confused as hell. I think they got fed up with it and hung up on me, as the line went dead.

[Fauly]

system restore is good stuff

[KoopaScooper]

system restore is good stuff

any decent virus deletes all restore points upon infection
try again

[Crøwn]

Challenge Accepted.

[Trymos]

the payload: PIG SQUEAL

[Darkness ZXW]

OP is acting like since one thing was a virus everything else of the same name is.

[Fauly]

any decent virus deletes all restore points upon infection
try again

system restore but with magic
checkmate.