If you thought poop in chicken was scary... There is poop inside you right now! And there is poop inside every person you know. There is poop in your house, there is poop outside, there is poop floating around in the air, and I am willing to bet there is even poop on your toothbrush as well. I am sorry that I may have popped a hole in the bubble of security that you have built up around yourself, but poop is an inescapable fact of life.
Spartan I like the way you think, I too cannot wait until the next time I eat some good ol' fashion chicken.