Selling Your Soul to the Devil

[dorkdotdan]

lol Arrogant Bastard logo.

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[Darkness ZXW]

never understood how people "sell their souls". is it like a bank that the devil owns and operates? where would this soul bank be? does your soul gather interest? what exactly are you losing from selling your soul?

[T0XIC]

One time, Satan stole my soul without my permission, so I kicked him in the teeth and he gave it back.

[Robo]

The way I see it is if you do this, nothing happens until you die, (except perhaps what you bargained for, and it would probably be the same as the monkey's paw magic anyway) then you get sent directly to hell after you die.

Either way a terrible idea if you ask me.

[lolz??]

I have no soul to sell

[Mega-Bear]

tom walker rp

[Man 2]

tom walker rp

>INSPECT APRON

[Decepticon]

I would make a bet with the devil for his golden fiddle, because my names Johnny

And it might be a sin, but i forgot the rest of this song.

[Man 2]

And it might be a sin, but i forgot the rest of this song.

That's okay, just come on back if you ever want to try again.

[Narkro555]

He said he'd tell me the location of a great buried treasure, and made me a successful moneylender.

Best. Deal. Ever.

[Sirrus]

Maybe I'd do it for brimstone

$25, I'll save you the trouble

[Thar]

I would make a bet with the devil for his golden fiddle, because my names Johnny

This man has won the entire thread

[BanishedLetters]

No, no, and no.

[mp7964]

That's okay, just come on back if you ever want to try again.

Because I told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been.

c:

[Kumquat]

what if you sold your soul to get to heaven?