Author Topic: things you thought as a kid  (Read 12717 times)

That I made up the word "queer".
Boy, was I surprised.

That i had imaginary friends in real life, and in my dreams would become someone distorted or broken from the way i saw them.

Also thought toys where people that where alive, so i never purposely broke or damaged them.

That there was a milk factory behind the shelves in Shop Rite
Every electrical appliance has potential to randomly explode
If you flush the toilet without using it, it will overflow/break/explode
For a very short while I thought I was the anticrhist
There are angles in heaven loving with me from above just for the hell of it
On Halloween, there is no morning, the whole day is just night time (how I retained that delusion for over one year I'll never understand)
The entire internet is just a search function for files on your computer
There is a wizard living inside my monitor
Most people don't have fathers
If a bouncy castle on earth pops, the resulting wind force has the potential to carry it to Jupiter
Adults were never actually children
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That the little bath tub fizzers you put in were dinosaur eggs.

Its possible, but extremely, and, hear me out when I say:
EXTREMELY unlikely.
God damn this was a lucky child.
oh wow, I didn't think people would believe me lol

If I ran around, it ensured I would puke.
That if you traveled far enough up, you would reach a ceiling and heaven.

That if you traveled far enough up, you would reach a ceiling and heaven.
skybox!!!11


That there was this thing beyond space. Possibly heaven.

that when you died you got put into a slab of concrete and shipped on the atlanta international airport's metro system to places unknown for eternity

I thought that i could explore the towns in he backgrounds/skyboxes of videogames.

Because I was raised in the Toy Story age, I thought when I left my toys were alive so I would always close my door and open it really fast, just in case I could see them moving.

Perpetual motion was possible

If you ran fast enough around the world it would make time go backwards

i thought i could run and say "go - go fast" then i'd make a noise and i thought i was running 25 mph faster than before.

but i actually did go atleast 2-3 mph faster cause i put effort into it lol

I legitimately believed when I touched two things together I created a universe between them, and when I took them apart I destroyed it.
This is some deep stuff...

I thought there were monsters in every dark room.
I still sort of do.