Author Topic: One-sentence-at-a-time novel 2.0  (Read 2925 times)

He then rubs his large richard all over the scar, feeling satisfying and painful at the same time.

Scared i quickly give him a quick jab to the face and spin away.

The jailer came around, just in time

The Jailer also drops his pants and proceeds to rub his richard over my scar.

He puts it further in until his snake is covered in my blood; he then takes advantage of my ripped pants and uses the blood as lube as he repeatedly thrusts his blood covered richard into my star fish.

I clenched my cheeks and ripped his richard off, then pulled it out and brandished it like a sword.

He screamed in pain as I slapped his face repeatedly with his detached scrotum.

ooc: my god why seriously why

ooc: my god why seriously why
because this is what happens when you say the word jail

He screamed in pain as I slapped his face repeatedly with his detached scrotum.
After repeated slapping, he eventually died, but I noticed that he had stretched out my star fish to a considerable level, and it was dripping blood.

its a good thing i was just dreaming and woke up in happy marshmellow rainbow land with jesus and the easter bunny.

CHAPTER 2: THE TRUE AWAKENING
You realize that was also a dream, as you wake up on a bench in the middle of a park.

You awake to find your pants off, and a hobo blowing you; bystanders take videos and laugh and cringe.

You sit there in disbelief, the hell is happening?

Before you could try to resist, others held you down as the hobo sat on your richard cowgirlboy style.