I have to give a huge speech.

[Evar678]

duck

Misread as richard

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[Evan5626]

In front of hundreds upon hundreds of people, and a millionaire tomorrow. The speech is essentially explaining how I am going manage 1200+ students. These people will be brown townyzing my every word and move (literally). I'm usually exceptional at public speaking, but I'm nervous for this one.

Advice?

Why are you managing 1200 students?

[Jeep]

Why are you managing 1200 students?

Because I'm important.

I have to make eye contact. I know a lot about Psychology, which screws me when it comes to speaking. Because I know my own tells and errors.

[AdinX]

Stare mid level off your ground, or look up if it's a raised seating arrangement. It is literally impossible for you to stare into the souls of 1200 people at the same time.

Eye contact = not an option, do not collect $200

[fawkes..]

No you don't o.O

But they always tell me to do it, always?
Admittedly in front of such a large group it might not be an option

[The Tavros Nitram]

Why the forget would a 25-year old man be going on a childrens lego game forum?

This isn't a children's lego game.

Anyways, just, imagine they're all naked and that they're all hot men/women.

I am terrified of speaking. Like, really.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Anyways, just, imagine they're all naked and that they're all hot men/women.

Then you'll get a boner and everyone laughs at you.

[Ben Grapevine]

How is a 15 year old managing 1200 students?

[The Tavros Nitram]

Then you'll get a boner and everyone laughs at you.

They won't know if you're behind a pedestal.

[fawkes..]

How is a 15 year old managing 1200 students?

Go listen to his speech

[Evar678]

How is a 15 year old managing 1200 students?

16*
Jeepy be slightly older than Evar
And Evar is 16

[Jeep]

How is a 15 year old managing 1200 students?

16*
Through a lot of hard work and careful selection.

[AdinX]

16*
Through a lot of hard boning and careful prostitution.

Fixed, you can thank me later

[The Tavros Nitram]

16*
Through a lot of hard boning and careful prostitution.

Fixed, you can thank me later

Oh you

[Thar]

Make eyecontact with everyone in the room, make some animated facial expressions, speak slowly, speak clearly, pause at the appropriate times, and a hand motion every once and a while.

Do that and you'll be awesome