Don't believe anything that people say about Santa

[auzman466]

But he doesn't exist bitch.

AWWWWWWW
LITTLE 11 YEAR OLD LEARNED HOW TO CURSE
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[SlayerZ99]

what are you talking about? Of course santa is real

[Cool Boi]

what are you talking about? Of course santa is real

Amen brother.
TOGETHER WE SHALL SMITE THE NONBELIEVERS. THE LAKES SHALL TURN READ WITH BLOOD. BABIES SHALL BE SEWN SHUT TO KEEP OUT UNWANTED NOISE. WE SHALL INTRODUCE NEW LOGIC.

[ravencroft]

Amen brother.
TOGETHER WE SHALL SMITE THE NONBELIEVERS. THE LAKES SHALL TURN READ WITH BLOOD. BABIES SHALL BE SEWN SHUT TO KEEP OUT UNWANTED NOISE. WE SHALL INTRODUCE NEW LOGIC.

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[cooldawson3]

Amen brother.
TOGETHER WE SHALL SMITE THE NONBELIEVERS.

Ah well oka-

THE LAKES SHALL TURN READ WITH BLOOD.

Well that's maybe a bit far, but-

BABIES SHALL BE SEWN SHUT TO KEEP OUT UNWANTED NOISE. WE SHALL INTRODUCE NEW LOGIC.

I believe you have gone insane D:

[Cool Boi]

I believe you have gone insane D:

INSANITY IS DRIVING ME TO DO THIS. YOU SHALL BE FIRST.

[SlayerZ99]

INSANITY IS DRIVING ME TO DO THIS. YOU SHALL BE FIRST.

SANTA TOLD ME TO DO IT HAHAUHIUQWuBHIBHWIUDBIU

[shyGriff]

Total bullstuff. OP is a liar.

[Muzzles56]

When I have children, Im gonna have a different approach. I will say that the kids who get things like TVs and RC cars and other expensive gadgets, do not have Santa visit them. Santa will only deliver things like wooden cars, yoyos, bikes etc. I will make a stamp that says "Elfmade" (Like in the movie Santa Claus) to make it more authentic. Then my child can have proper toys and will not grow up looking expensive stuff all the time. Saves me money

[ChappersTeddy]

You take the magic out of Christmas.

[Clone v.117]

santa is real i know because he told me to burn down my school

[Bisjac]

santa is real

[ATKitton.]

I still have yet to wrap Santa presents for my kid...
THATS RIGHT. IM SANTA.

[D3ATH LORD]

Women like you don't get presents from Santa anyway.

You get bread and ham.

For dem sandwiches.

 

[Big Brother]

Santa exists..he exists in more than just spirit. He obviously can't be in every place at once, but that's why he possesses our parents. Truth is, our parents are clueless as to how that toy got there. They knew that was sold out and they TOLD you they couldn't possibly buy that. Amazon didn't even have that stuff and neither did eBay. Santa found a way. He controls your parents for a short period of time; short enough so they can find you the perfect present. He makes them look in all the right places. That toy horse? He can get that. Remote control helicopter? Santa's got that stuff. Santa labels it, "From Santa." Your parents have no idea how it got there, but they play along. Santa did it. He always did it. He takes control of every parent and makes every child's Christmas the best that it can be. Thank you Based Santa.

#basedsanta
#christmasswag