If you were a part of the Secret Police...

[S7]

...and you were instructed to organize an 'accident' for a specific person's death, how would you go about doing it?

possible targets might include:
 - your siblings
 - your nemesis
 - obama

i personally would keep it simple and release all sources of gas within the school, then throw a short match inside the lab room. no specific persons, just the majority of people at my school basically.

[Ad Bot]

[LOL :D]

At stairs -
get cup of water and ice
pull ice cubs out
spill water
victim dropped water, and slipped on large amounts of ice and fell down stairs

[BubbaGum]

Nuke the entire earth and kill everyone

[Jacob/Lee]

And thus whoeverthehellS7is landed on the FBI's watch list with the creation of a single thread.

[TeslaCoil]

Probably the goriest way possible.

[Ben Grapevine]

The CIA uses "car accidents" which seems to work pretty well because you can just impound the owner's car after killing them, leaving no evidence of a crime.  I would shoot the person and then dissolve their body in hydrofluoric acid.  I would then do the CIA part and impound the car and give the cause of death as car accident.

[Operator¹]

gas leak

[Cybersix]

Why would the Secret Police want to kill Obama? They put him in place

[Tonkka²]

I would get a 24 caliber shotgun and go to my house. In fact, i'm going to do that right no... Oh stuff its the soccer moms being afraid i'm actually serious! Run to the hills!

[Zuero]

i would just kill them
then if i got paid for it i would kill the person paying me because they made me kill someone

[cooldawson3]

i would just kill them
then if i got paid for it i would kill the person paying me because they made me kill someone

Remind me to never hire you as a hitman.

[Decepticon]

In Kitchen;
Open cabinet above stove
Place rat poison in it, then tip it over, pouring rat poison into whatever's cooking
victim comes and consumes rat poison, then dies.
How they don't notice it/whatever, i don't know, but it's a way.

[Redconer]

1. Go to victim's computer
2. Hack into his account
3. Go to his options
4. Change his desktop background to a stuffty scary face
5. Make it have sounds in it
6. Victim turns on his computer
7. Victim dies of spaz attack

[Ben Grapevine]

In Kitchen;
Open cabinet above stove
Place rat poison in it, then tip it over, pouring rat poison into whatever's cooking
victim comes and consumes rat poison, then dies.
How they don't notice it/whatever, i don't know, but it's a way.

Coroner sees rat poison in the body and calls it a homicide.

That's not an "accidental" murder

[TeslaCoil]

"accidentally" drop a grand piano from the third floor as the victim leaves the building.