All y'all forgeters who say I aint real, well forget you. My magical wizzy sparkles make me fly. You mondays, who think I am fat, and white.
Hall naw.
I am as skinny as stuff, and I am black. You know, we need some respect-o-bismo under you christmus tree. loving media.
Bow down to me, as I am that skinny, black guy who breaks into your house.
Dese reindear go ho ho no everytime they see the fat guy on commercials getting pulled by dem. Also, I must state that elves are not midgets, they are hot chicks.
/discuss my sisters boyfriend who made this joke.