special interestes Patch 1.0: Bootylicious

[Frontrox]

last time i used soap, my richard collected a heapton of dead skin and it hurt to fap for like 2-3 days

during which time, it had a weird leathery feel

for me soap doesn't improve the experience whatsoever though, so i can't say it was worth it

Your richard is odd

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[Night Fox]

last time i used soap, my richard collected a heapton of dead skin and it hurt to fap for like 2-3 days
during which time, it had a weird leathery feel
for me soap doesn't improve the experience whatsoever though, so i can't say it was worth it

oh i thought you meant like fap lube
okay nevermind then

shampoo for fapping isn't any good, like I said/implied
probably not bar soap either (if somehow you managed to use that as lube?)
but um
if you're gonna use any kinda soap, even body wash, for fapping, you should probably do it in the shower, as I think leaving soap anywhere on your body is a bad idea in general
cumming in the shower isn't the greatest idea either, unless you have a really effective drain

[Maxwell23461]

blue soap is my favourite

[Kingdaro]

i can't fap while standing up so doing it in the shower would be impossible for me lol

[e-maxx]

why


why would you even use any type of soap for lube?

[Maxwell23461]

why


why would you even use any type of soap for lube?

yeah guys, use blue soap.

[Alyx Vance]

shampoo for fapping isn't any good, like I said/implied
probably not bar soap either (if somehow you managed to use that as lube?)
but um
if you're gonna use any kinda soap, even body wash, for fapping, you should probably do it in the shower, as I think leaving soap anywhere on your body is a bad idea in general
cumming in the shower isn't the greatest idea either, unless you have a really effective drain

Cum is very adhesive when exposed to water, I have learned

[Frontrox]

i can't fap while standing up so doing it in the shower would be impossible for me lol

Can't you sit down?

[Kingdaro]

yes but then water gets in my face and everything and ugh

plus my ass might slip or some stuff

[Jairo]

Can't you sit down?

this
just bring a chair in there with you

[Night Fox]

blue soap is my favourite

both my shampoo and body wash is brown
that I use
I also have a teal-ish body wash, and a blue body wash

i can't fap while standing up so doing it in the shower would be impossible for me lol

why not?
well, okay, that's probably a stupid question

Cum is very adhesive when exposed to water, I have learned

ugh, god
and it gets this really weird texture
like, so slippery
I hate it, so I rarely cum on myself anymore

[Frontrox]

ugh, god
and it gets this really weird texture
like, so slippery
I hate it, so I rarely cum on myself anymore

Oh yeah, i hate that. It ruins my day when I get some on me ;-;

[Alyx Vance]

both my shampoo and body wash is brown
that I use
I also have a teal-ish body wash, and a blue body washwhy not?
well, okay, that's probably a stupid questionugh, god
and it gets this really weird texture
like, so slippery
I hate it, so I rarely cum on myself anymore

I try not to cum on myself in the shower since I know what will happen. I'm always like 'must resist the fap!'
Also one of the doors doesn't have a door knob so yea, anyone can come in anytime.
 

[Night Fox]

I have a hard time not fapping in the shower a lot, because it's the only time I can you know (if you know)
but I rarely do it because like I said about the drain

[Wynd_Fox]

I think this is the first time I don't know what one of your italicized thingies means.