Tezuni's Prison Escape

[Hyaku.]

• Don't teleport people all over the place;

That shouldn't be happening

• Don't mount people to other people;

This shouldn't either

• Don't ask for donations on a server that costs 6 dollars per month;

You get stuff for helping out

• Don't build huge statues of yourself on the server as some propaganda method. There's this thing called immersion;

It's a statue of s prisoner

• Don't hide buttons that turn people into cows around the map. COWS;

It's not really hidden, and people love cows

• Try to match some degree of realism if you call it a Jail RP. Maybe rename it to 'tezuni's fantasy dictatorship jail island'. Real jails tend to not have acid pits with jumping platforms built into them with a weapon reward at the end that alerts every single armed police officer in the entire server that they are now armed, and their exact location;

The last time I saw a realistic jail, it was the brighter darks.
it was practicaly inescapable

• Jails don't have tanks in their yards;

Streaker vs cops minus tank is no contest.

• Don't make 9 out of 10 cells in a jail escapable. That's just beyond belief;

You were just complaining about getting trapped in your cell, make up your mind.

• Stop giving cops one-shot-kill weapons.

Prisoners have powerful weapons, it balances out
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[TheArmyGuy]

Where was I complaining about being stuck inside my cell again? Also, if you read the back of the giant statue it does indeed read 'TEZUNI made by GUARDIAN'
Maybe prisoners inside a jail shouldn't have powerful weapons in the first place. I don't really get what you mean by 'streaker vs cops munis tank is no contest'. The top 2 did however happen AND i got banned for saying it's stupid that it happened, too.

You actually GET stuff if you donate too? That's even worse.

Also, I hate to show off builds I made, but I think I did a pretty decent job at making a realistic jail that by playtesting shows around and about 50% of the time prisoners manage to escape.

[Hyaku.]

If there is a streaker, its hard to kill them.
Tank was added.
Prisoners can get Baldr, Flak Cannon, C4, etc.
So cops get OSRs.
Jails that have a minimal amount of stuff in the name of being realistic are less fun in my opinion.
With Tezuni's, escape is possible, there are battles at the gate, and it isn't MP7 vs frying pan.
I like having a jail that is largely TDM based, because you get actual weapons and you have to find them.

Edit: Other than the random fetching and banning, I think the jail is a pretty balenced place.

[Cancel]

You two were banned for bashing the server repeatedly. 

Constructive criticism is always welcome.

Yes have fun IRL with that attitude.

I only made one remark, "This build looks terrible" but i really don't think anyone takes your words for granted anymore since you've been acting like douche on steroids.
Oh and about giving critisim on your server affects me IRL relates as much as thoothpaste on a wooden shelf and scrambled eggs served by a fish in overalls.

All by all stop doing stuff that makes you look as stupid as a sack of hot doorknobs.

[Hyaku.]

relates as much as thoothpaste on a wooden shelf and scrambled eggs served by a fish in overalls.

What?

makes you look as stupid as a sack of hot doorknobs.

That response does quite the opposite...
What are you smoking?

[TheArmyGuy]

If there is a streaker, its hard to kill them.
Tank was added.
Prisoners can get Baldr, Flak Cannon, C4, etc.
So cops get OSRs.
Jails that have a minimal amount of stuff in the name of being realistic are less fun in my opinion.
With Tezuni's, escape is possible, there are battles at the gate, and it isn't MP7 vs frying pan.
I like having a jail that is largely TDM based, because you get actual weapons and you have to find them.

I very much disagree. Basically that turns it into a deathmatch where team 1 starts with all of their weapons and team 2 has to collect them. That's just a superfluous task for team 2, making it a stretched out, glorified lopsided TDM. Maybe a prisoner inside a jail should not be able to get a FLAK CANNON. You know, those things they use to SHOOT AIRPLANES DOWN.
And a jail has to be far from minimalistic to be realistic. It's not like real life jails lack size.

EDIT:

Other than the random fetching and banning, I think the jail is a pretty balenced place.

'Other than the fact people are being flung around for no reason whatsoever, and then permanently kicked off of the server for mentioning it I find it to be just perfect.'
Any idea how asskissingly biased that sounds?

[Hyaku.]

I can honestly say I think the jail is balanced.
The admin abuse is a problem though.
I'm sorry about that, but it appears Tezuni has made his position on this.

[Cancel]

What?
That response does quite the opposite...
What are you smoking?

It appears that you do not have enough brain capacity to fully understand the english language.
http://effortlessenglishclub.com/how-to-learn-english-very-fast

No need to thank me, i'm always up to help another blockhead in times of need.
Also i stopped smoking quite a while ago, nice to know you care about my health.

[TheArmyGuy]

I can honestly say I think the jail is balanced.
The admin abuse is a problem though.
I'm sorry about that, but it appears Tezuni has made his position on this.

The annoying part is that the terrible admins obviously get you upset about the server's situation, which makes every error in the jail blatantly obvious. Also, it may be balanced, but at a wrong level. If both the cops and the prisoners have an equally powerful massive spaceship it'd be balanced as well, but that's just handicapped. The scale is way too big, it should be about shanks and handguns.

[Hyaku.]

The annoying part is that the terrible admins obviously get you upset about the server's situation, which makes every error in the jail blatantly obvious. Also, it may be balanced, but at a wrong level. If both the cops and the prisoners have an equally powerful massive spaceship it'd be balanced as well, but that's just handicapped. The scale is way too big, it should be about shanks and handguns.

That sounds cool, but us not what Tezuni's was made too be.
It is made too be like a TDM, and that's not going to change.

It appears that you do not have enough brain capacity to fully understand the english language.
http://effortlessenglishclub.com/how-to-learn-english-very-fast

No need to thank me, i'm always up to help another blockhead in times of need.
Also i stopped smoking quite a while ago, nice to know you care about my health.

Lol

[TheArmyGuy]

At least remove all deception and call it a jail TDM in that case. There's hardly any roleplaying going on in the server apart from 'go into item kleener ur a naugti prisneer'.

[Hyaku.]

At least remove all deception and call it a jail TDM in that case. There's hardly any roleplaying going on in the server apart from 'go into item kleener ur a naugti prisneer'.

Sorry, but it isn't my call

[TheArmyGuy]

Sorry, but it isn't my call

Thanks for debating reasonably with me, it's the last thing I expected from someone siding with tezuni after everything that's happened in this thread so far.

[Hyaku.]

I try too be a fair admin.
Sometimes that means supporting the underdog.

I'll ask around about the fetchings n stuff, but do you have a name?

[TheArmyGuy]

Nope, it was a ftchall command so I had no idea who did it, because 20+ players were standing in one spot. I do know however that I was mounted into the hand of a guy named 'Spency' or something similar. I don't have any idea if he mounted me into it or someone else.