Author Topic: The thing about Gameloft.  (Read 2297 times)

In my opinion, Gameloft is the worst game developer on the App Store. Their games are never original; They are either terrible tie-ins, rip-offs or FarmVille style "buy more money now!!!" games. I'm going to spotlight a few games to give you an example of why I regret ever giving money to this uncreative studio.

EXHIBIT A
Rip-offs


Millitary first person shooter; it's single player experience is even more brown and grey than Warfighter and the multiplayer experience is Pay-to-win, but they put it at a high price because they know they'll make a killing riding off of the success of


Modern Combat


Black Ops 2



Futuristic first person shooter with lasers and all that funk; Also played, also boring and also obviously wanting to be someone really badly


N.O.V.A.


Halo



Futuristic RTS with missions on different a planets; again, mind numbingly dull and a rip-off of


Starfront


Starcraft 2


There's more rip-offs (GTA, Ridge Racer etc.) but we have to move on at some point


EXHIBIT B
Cash ins


It's FarmVille with Ice Age taped over. I'm pretty sure this is the definition of cash whoring.



This SURE hasn't been done before ever in the history of gaming ever!



I find it hard to believe that people actually show interest in this stuff.
A supposed "gaming social network" but only for Gameloft games (I can't think of anything worse). What pisses me off the most is that you have to pay just to buy certain clothes for your avatar.


Again, there's probably more but I want to get this over with.


EXHIBIT C
Low quality games that look nice but play horribly

Apart from a few exceptions (Rayman 2, which they only had to port), pretty much every 3D game I have played by Gameloft controls badly, has frame rate issues and is no fun all. Take, for instance, Modern Combat 3: Black Pegasus; the game is insanely fiddley to control as has some of the most linear and dull FPS gameplay my sorry fingers have had to poke (Run here, shoot man, plant explosives, get to da choppa moan moan moan).

CONCLUSION
Gameloft is a money grabbing, uncreative tumour growing over the App Stores original and fun games and misleading people (like me) into thinking their games are good by slapping black faded borders on a screenshot of their game and saying its revolutionary graphics.

Rant over.

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If you don't like their games, don't buy them, buy games you do like, don't think about it.

Move on/live life/etc.

it is old news that the app store is an abyss of knock offs and cheap reskins in an attempt to get money from all of the hopeless idiots that go there looking for whatever stupid entertainment they can
you are late as hell

the most linear and dull FPS gameplay

this seems to imply any modern shooters aren't linear or dull

About time someone ranted on Gameloft.

this seems to imply any modern shooters aren't linear or dull
No, I'm just saying it's even more linear and dull.

um

If you don't like their games, don't buy them, buy games you do like, don't think about it.

Move on/live life/etc.
I didn't know their games were stuff before I bought them.

Read reviews? Take a critical look at the game?

I mean, it sucks that you felt like you were jipped but either recognize it as a case of poor judgement and move on or... something. I dunno. Write bad reviews for the app rather than here.

or just look at the damn title/icon since they're pretty straightforward

Read reviews? Take a critical look at the game?

I mean, it sucks that you felt like you were jipped but either recognize it as a case of poor judgement and move on or... something. I dunno. Write bad reviews for the app rather than here.
I felt like Gameloft were taking it to far and I wanted to hear everyone's opinion on the matter
Also, there are numerous reviews by IGN saying their games were great, but this was before I knew how big publishers payed IGN to give their games great reviews.

Nova 1 was pretty innovative for the iphone at the time. It was the only FPS on the app market that didn't have horrid, unusable controls.

OP forgot to mention NOVA 3 is a complete ripoff of crysis 2. But I do agree with Fred, I've had many a good time on Nova 1.

They're good if you want a modern game to be on your phone.

NOVA brings the halo experience.

Theyre supposed to make you feel like youre playing the game that they rip off.

I only play their UNO HD game for iPad, only because it's the only multiplayer UNO game that has a decent amount of players to play a game with.

All i have to say is that they touched Rayman 2 without my permission and that pretty much forgets them over more than everything else in the OP.

Even though everything else in op is more terrible. :I