You can reach under it. Look at the 2nd pic from my first post.
Your hands aren't that big unless you're some sort of mutant.
You seem to be incredibly disillusioned.
Face it, that heatsink is woefully impractical and it doesn't even look all that great.
What does this even mean?
The colour scheme of their fans? grey-ish cream and beige?
Or beige and darker beige