I dislike my dad

[Cookiez664]

Okay, so last night my dog ate a bone. Well he didn't eat it.. He inhaled it...
This morning the dog puked in our living room, and on my bed.

Me and my brother went and cleaned it up...

My dad woke up at 8:28. Came out to the living room and I asked him to stop feeding the dogs bones.

He then replied to me like this:

"GET OUT OF HERE YOU'RE ARGUING"

I just asked him to stop feeding the dogs bones and I get a response like this?

He was perfectly fine before I asked him that, he was on his ipad talking to my Mom about where we're going for Vacation in July.

Discuss annoying dads like this

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[Nonnel]

Why did your dog eat a bone? :0

[BanishedLetters]

he probably just got irritated because he was trying to talk with your mother

[Tudoreleuu]

Little me, age ~9:

Me: yay birthday presents
Dad: Go get [] from the car. The door is open.
Me: K *car door is closed but the window is open so I open the door through the window and get []*
Me: Here is [] dad but the door was closed, so I opened it through the window
Dad: No, it was not closed.
Me: Uhh... yes it was?
Dad: Don't lie to me! *spankin on birthday ohgodwhy*

[SeventhSandwich]

At least you have one, lol.

[TheArmyGuy]

Probably the fact he just got up.
I'm rapidly irritated when I just woke up too.

[Bisjac]

he can feed the god damn dogs whatever he wants.

he didnt fight for your freedoms in ww1 to hear your bullstuff.

[TheArmyGuy]

Lol bisjac is joking over the fact that due to world wars he's now going bankrupt!

Maybe tell him your dog barfed because of it, if I fed him bones without knowing it did anything bad I'd call you crazy for not letting me give it to the dog.

[Tokerovin]

Planning a vacation is stressful. Your dad is probably a little butt-hurt or a psycho killer planning to eradicate you and your dog.

[Clone v.117]

Bone is codeword for snake.
Your dad is a zoophile and you just have to live with this.

[Bester Bageler]

Bone is codeword for snake.
Your dad is a zoophile and you just have to live with this.

He said to stop feeding the dog bones. does this emply that Cookies dad has a collection of small richards from children small enough to shove in his dogs mouth annually?

[BanishedLetters]

He said to stop feeding the dog bones. does this emply that Cookies dad has a collection of small richards from children small enough to shove in his dogs mouth annually?

OP's dad obviously has a collection of richards hidden in his closet

[Clone v.117]

He said to stop feeding the dog bones. does this emply that Cookies dad has a collection of small richards from children small enough to shove in his dogs mouth annually?

He owns an orphanage and cuts off and preserves the snakees of all the boys.
Obviously.

[Tonkka²]

The reason he got angry is because your dad likes to feed his boner to your dog at night.

[Kevdude]

Parents are dumb. Your parents are taking out their inadequacies on you and forcing you to live their dead dreams. They do not love us. They hate us. We should all rise up and kill them.